That last thread lasted 210 posts and that's in the middle of riding season.

 

Mine fires the rearward facing anti tailgating paintball machine guns, hidden under my saddlebags.

 

its an emergency brake so if you park on a hill just push that button, throw the kick stand down and walk away worry free.

 

Mine hits the tank everytime I turn left...

 

That's actually not a bad idea ha ha

 

Anti-theft device. Push in, wait till it pops and apply liberally to thieves...

 

I keep thinking about James Bond's Aston Martin DB5, and all the crap he shot/dropped out of it, and wondered what I could get away with.

"Your Honor, I ride a Harley.... and as you well know, crap is always falling off of them. I'm sorry the kickstand went through his windshield..... but he WAS following to close"

"Yes your Honor, the oil slick was from me..... but I ride a Harley.... So....."










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You gotta be more careful.

 

Yes your Honor, that smoke screen was from my vehicle.....but I ride a Harley and you know how much oil they burn

 

The HD engineers had a good laugh when they hooked mine up. They switched the polarity on it. So it would heat up the lighter, run an air mattress pump but would not charge a cell phone or ipod.

I'll tell ya, I got some strange looks at the dealer when I told them the symtoms. It wasn't until we put a volt meter on it that I noticed. The dealer gladly whipped it into the shop and did an emergency repair. I was on holidays at the time. Zion Harley.