Heading out on a 300+ mile ride tomorrow and I am afraid.
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I am afraid that my music is going to sound like crap without a 6.5" Infotainment system. I'm afraid my head is going to be blown apart by the buffeting without a mail slot in my fairing. I am nearly 100% certain that without water cool heads I am going to burn up and die.
Should I just stay home?
Should I just stay home?
Man you must be really bored I take it?
It could be ***** envy too or the new bike envy syndrome?
Trade yours in if it's eatin' on you that bad.
I mean,
REALLY DUDE?
Last edited by lionsm13; 12-22-2013 at 07:42 AM.
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drive slow and drink plenty of water, that way you can mark the bikes territory for it when you stop so it doesn't feel so inferior to the 2014 you parked beside...and driving slow will make it easier to spot the 14's that have slid off in a ditch after slipping on all of the coolant it puked.
And remember to be nice to those who are riding those 2014 death traps. Stop and offer to **** in the reservoir when you see them stopped on the side of the road. And don't forget Christmas cards to put through the mail slots when you see them parked somewhere, thanking them for being the beta testers for MoCo
LOL! Man, it is winter, isn't it???
And remember to be nice to those who are riding those 2014 death traps. Stop and offer to **** in the reservoir when you see them stopped on the side of the road. And don't forget Christmas cards to put through the mail slots when you see them parked somewhere, thanking them for being the beta testers for MoCo
LOL! Man, it is winter, isn't it???
Last edited by Guitardude; 12-22-2013 at 07:49 AM.
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I am afraid that my music is going to sound like crap without a 6.5" Infotainment system. I'm afraid my head is going to be blown apart by the buffeting without a mail slot in my fairing. I am nearly 100% certain that without water cool heads I am going to burn up and die.