Friday Funnies!

Let this be a lesson. If you are dating a lovely lady don’t take her to Taco Bell for dinner. Welcome to Friday Funnies!

This Biker was taking a lovely on a date for he first time. After a nice dinner, they retired to his apartment.

Soon, the effect from the spicy dinner (Taco Bell) started to over come the young lady, who did not want to let loose on the first date (I believe that happens after the third) and miss a chance to ride on the back of a HOG.

Seeing a piano in the corner, she asks her date if she can play a song she had written. Wanting to please her, he told her to please play. She sat down, and said this was a song she had written herself.

She strummed the keys from one end of the piano to the other, slammed down on the keys at the same time letting one rip, covered by the loud explosive piano notes. She looked at her new found steel horse rider, and asked, “What do you think baby?

He asked” What do you call that” She replied” I call it THE STORM” Should i play it again? “Certainly” At this point he was still distracted by the lovely lady and was happy to make her happy.

Again she strummed aimlessly on the kesy and again slammed down to cover another methane release. “What do you think about that lover, should I play it again?” (As the three layer Chalupa built up again)

Looking kind of shocked, he looked at her, “so you call that The Storm huh?” “Yes dear” He replied” I think it was great, but can you play it again without the part where the lighting hits the S**T House?”