Friday Funnies!

It’s already February! Can you believe it? They say time moves faster when you are older but this is ridiculous. Here is this week’s joke to help us all deal with time flying.

Al Gore decides to try riding a motorcycle, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the motorcycle uninstructed, turns it on & it immediately roars into motion. As it moves along faster & faster, Al begins to fall from the seat. In terror,  he grips tightly on the handlebars, but can’t get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the motorcycle’s gas tank, but he slides down the side of the motorcycle anyway. Finally giving up his frail grip, he tries to leap off the motorcycle and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the exhaust pipes; he is now at the mercy of the motorcycle’s roaring wheels as his head is struck against the ground, over and over. He is moments away from unconsciousness when, to his great fortune, Wendell,  the Wal-Mart greeter, sees him and unplugs the motorcycle.