Friday Funnies – You Might Be

Jeff Foxworthy made these lists famous, we made it biker.

You Might Be A Biker If….

• Every left shoe you own has a black spot on it from the shift lever…

• Your best shoes have steel toes…

• Your best friends are named after animals…

• You owned three different bikes before you ever owned a car…

• You think Easy Rider has held up pretty well after all these years…

• When you refer to Captain America…you mean the bike and not the comic book hero…

• You know that Marlon Brando rode a Triumph in The Wild One and not a Harley- Davidson…

• You also know that it was Lee Marvin who rode the Harley in The Wild One…

• You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher…

• Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbed wire…

• You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste…

• You’re only sunburned on the back of your hands and neck…

• You carry around a crushed beer can in case you have to park your bike on hot asphalt…

• You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off…

• Your significant other (Longleg) has to climb over your bike to do the laundry in the basement…

• You don’t know how to do laundry…but you have four different kinds of cleaners for your bike…

• You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet…

• You wave at bikers even when you’re in your car…

• Your other vehicle is a truck equipped with a motorcycle ramp…

• Your three piece suit consists of leather chaps…a leather vest…and a leather jacket…

• Your other suit is a rain suit…

• You wake up next to your Longleg and your first thought is if your bike will start…

• You know where Sturgis is…

• You take your kids for a ride on your bike before they can walk…

• You can’t remember your kids’ names or birthdays…but you can remember that Harley-Davidson made the Knucklehead, Panhead, Shovelhead, Evolution, and Twin Cam 88…

• You are currently wearing two or more articles of clothing that have a Harley- Davidson label on them…

• Folks at the Harley store know you by name…

• You have your own coffee cup at the Harley store…