Wax Question
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Joined: Jun 2014
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From: Beaufort SC
For the left. Trump recently came out with a new wax:Look, folks, I just invented the greatest car wax in the history of car waxes — nobody’s ever seen anything like it. It’s unbelievable. I call it ‘Trump Shine.’ You put it on your car, and boom — it looks like a million bucks, maybe a billion. Better than new, better than anything those losers in Detroit ever came up with.
The shine? Tremendous. Water just beads up and runs away like it’s scared — like crooked politicians when they see me coming. UV rays? Forget it. This wax laughs at the sun. Your car stays protected, glossy, perfect. People are going to stop you on the street, saying, ‘Sir, what is that incredible shine? Is that a Trump car?’
I made it myself because I know quality. The other waxes? Garbage. Weak. They fade. Mine lasts forever. We’re talking years. It’s going to be huge. Everybody’s going to want it. We’re making cars great again, and we’re starting with the wax. Beautiful.
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The shine? Tremendous. Water just beads up and runs away like it’s scared — like crooked politicians when they see me coming. UV rays? Forget it. This wax laughs at the sun. Your car stays protected, glossy, perfect. People are going to stop you on the street, saying, ‘Sir, what is that incredible shine? Is that a Trump car?’
I made it myself because I know quality. The other waxes? Garbage. Weak. They fade. Mine lasts forever. We’re talking years. It’s going to be huge. Everybody’s going to want it. We’re making cars great again, and we’re starting with the wax. Beautiful.
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