Be sure to tell your wife how much it weighs and tell her she's a lucky women she didn't wind up under it!

Then tell her what it'll take to "get over it". Might get a "happy ending" out of it. LOL

Sucks the bike got banged up!

 

I'd stop parking my bike in the kitchen

 

Sounds like a good anything goes night to me

 

Win.

Also, fix it and forget it. She won't forget if you're cool about it, and no doubt cut you the same slack next time you do something stupid.

 

All great responses. I moaned stomped my feet a little bit especially because i just broke 100 miles on it yesterday and just brought it back with new pipes!!!. Luckily, it fell of the derby side with minimal damage (clutch lever and rear view mirror). I immediately felt relieved. But man, looking at it laying there... waaah!!! I'm just gonna save this one as a get out of jail free card next time i step in some doo doo.

 

Why did she have to move it....
Tell her your GF would never try and move it...."Maybe not"

Just think of it as your get out of jail card....Milk it for awhile....

 

She wanted to move it out of the way so she could pull her car in on the count of hail. She has never tried moving it before nor have i thought her how to do it either. i guess she thought the thing was as light as a scooter or something. I don't know, but now she does.

 

Take a ball peen hammer to the parts I want to change and call the insurance company.

 

After reading 2 pages of comments i said the same thing that Sammi said. I know the last time she scrapped my truck tires on a parking lot curb I got a full exhaust system. She felt bad, and i didnt even need to say anything.

 

Tell her your sorry for it being in the way, your glad she wasn't hurt, and collect your week's worth of bj's!!!