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Old May 22, 2007 | 02:26 AM
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So there I was enjoying my dayoff and just cruising along on my way home, going east on a two lane road. The west lane had a little traffic jam so i'm enjoying the sun and the wind and watching the cagers when a some gals/ladies/women what ever the term is nowadays in a jeep on the west lane jumped up and started waving, hollering and jumping the great thing was they had on bikini tops. So of course I slowed down and looked after making sure no one behind me. Problem was the guy in the cage in front slowed down too and stopped looked up in time to pull to the right into the shoulder, managed to stop even with his hood.Talk about heart in your throat. Just glad I didn't dump it, lost some cool points though not to mention almost crapping my shorts trying to keep her steady on construction gravel that made up the shoulder. I tell you ought to be a law against it, sweet young things should keep shirts on in uncovered jeeps. Ride safe everyone and always look behind and in front, especially where half dressed women are concerned.
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 08:50 AM
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Glad to hear you got lucky.
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 09:06 AM
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numb3r one cause of accidents is women.... LOOKING at them
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 09:19 AM
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Haven't you ever seen the bumper sticker that says" WATCH MY REAR END, NOT HERS"?
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 09:43 AM
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Girls will be girls,we just have to try and control the testosterone.Please! No laws against that.Remember,now in one state if you are carring a magic marker you areguilty!
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 11:28 AM
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You're in training, young padawan. When you learn to look, savor and keep your focus on the road, aware of all things, you graduate--while still enjoying the scenery.
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 01:21 PM
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ORIGINAL: blkdimon8

So there I was enjoying my dayoff and just cruising along on my way home, going east on a two lane road. The west lane had a little traffic jam so i'm enjoying the sun and the wind and watching the cagers when a some gals/ladies/women what ever the term is nowadays in a jeep on the west lane jumped up and started waving, hollering and jumping the great thing was they had on bikini tops. So of course I slowed down and looked after making sure no one behind me. Problem was the guy in the cage in front slowed down too and stopped looked up in time to pull to the right into the shoulder, managed to stop even with his hood.Talk about heart in your throat. Just glad I didn't dump it, lost some cool points though not to mention almost crapping my shorts trying to keep her steady on construction gravel that made up the shoulder. I tell you ought to be a law against it, sweet young things should keep shirts on in uncovered jeeps. Ride safe everyone and always look behind and in front, especially where half dressed women are concerned.
I hope you enjoyed the view, now the lesson has been learned... I watched a buddy run into a parked carbecuase of Mary Williams hot pant and nice legs.... Although we were driving realtively slow he did suffer fork damage and of course his pride was trashed... Worst of all we still rag on him to this day....
 
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