The Only REAL Biker was Billy Jack!
#1
08-04-2009, 04:35 AM
The Only REAL Biker was Billy Jack!
Leather vest? Fingerless gloves? Assless chaps? Has everybody turned into "rough trade" or what?
Billy Jack was the onliest and bestest biker dude ever. Denim jacket, full-length sleeves and all...and the darn thing was pretty much clean all the time, too! Leather gloves with full fingers...and not one 'o them prissy HD "look at me" gloves, neither, no sir. Billy Jack got his hand protection at Sears.
Over-the-ankle boots, and he was so tough he didn't even wear SOCKS! Hell, he was so tough, he even shot a guy with a Mauser 8mm between the eyes in "Born Losers", just to prove a point, and the sheriff didn't say BOO!
Coulda used a helmet, though. Like when fighting the whole Professional Bigotted Karate Team in the park. I guess he was just tired, what with all the runnin' and kickin'... someone with a stick was bound to come up on him from behind.
Coulda used a different gf, too. Delores Taylor's whiney, dried-out, used-up portrayal of Miss Jean (headmistress of the Freedom School) reaches a crescendo of yawnability in "The Trial of Billy Jack", a movie best seen on a dare with beer.
Hero worship aside, as the Roo ages, he tends to identify more and more with the townies. Those dirty little kids really DID need to bathe.
Billy Jack was the onliest and bestest biker dude ever. Denim jacket, full-length sleeves and all...and the darn thing was pretty much clean all the time, too! Leather gloves with full fingers...and not one 'o them prissy HD "look at me" gloves, neither, no sir. Billy Jack got his hand protection at Sears.
Over-the-ankle boots, and he was so tough he didn't even wear SOCKS! Hell, he was so tough, he even shot a guy with a Mauser 8mm between the eyes in "Born Losers", just to prove a point, and the sheriff didn't say BOO!
Coulda used a helmet, though. Like when fighting the whole Professional Bigotted Karate Team in the park. I guess he was just tired, what with all the runnin' and kickin'... someone with a stick was bound to come up on him from behind.
Coulda used a different gf, too. Delores Taylor's whiney, dried-out, used-up portrayal of Miss Jean (headmistress of the Freedom School) reaches a crescendo of yawnability in "The Trial of Billy Jack", a movie best seen on a dare with beer.
Hero worship aside, as the Roo ages, he tends to identify more and more with the townies. Those dirty little kids really DID need to bathe.
Last edited by Roosterboots; 08-04-2009 at 04:45 AM.
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08-04-2009, 09:31 AM
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Ok, Billy Jack was cool 30+ years ago. But who is Daniel Simpson?
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08-04-2009, 10:08 AM
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Please tell me you don't know who D-Day is? I am shedding a tear over here.
"I thought you put blanks in that gun!"
"I DID put blanks in that gun!"
HOLY CHIT!
"I thought you put blanks in that gun!"
"I DID put blanks in that gun!"
HOLY CHIT!
#7
08-04-2009, 10:42 AM
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