touching my bike!!!!
#102
10-09-2008, 10:12 AM
I think its funny, Somebody spends 20K on a motorcycle and some HD branded accessories and it makes them a biker and they adopt all stereotypical biker rules. Everybody saw the old movies where some funny character accidentally touch a bikers scooter and it knocks down all the rest of them like dominoes. Its all about respect, if somebody touches your handle bars its not that big of a deal. If they disrespect your bike its a different story. I don't see your friend touching your stereo or your handlebars as disrespect.
#103
10-09-2008, 11:15 AM
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#104
10-09-2008, 11:36 AM
I have absolutely no issues with friends "touching my handle bars". Yes, get over yourself.
Changing the radio station is even less of a problem since I have MP3's loaded on my Zumo's memory card.
What I DO have a problem with is walking out of a retail establishment and finding some ***-hat new father standing his toddler up on my seat while the little **** drools all over the place, stepping on my tank in the process.
True story. That dude almost got a very painful and valuable life-lesson that day. I think he got the hint from the near-psychotic episode he witnessed as I approached with haste and intent.
3 rules people have to live by:
3) Don't kick my dogs
2) Don't pinch my wife's ***
1) DON'T F*#& with my Harley (unless I know you, trust you, and say it's ok).
Strangers better tread very lightly when touching my stuff. Admiring at arms length (read: without touching) is absolutely permitted, and even appreciated.
Changing the radio station is even less of a problem since I have MP3's loaded on my Zumo's memory card.
What I DO have a problem with is walking out of a retail establishment and finding some ***-hat new father standing his toddler up on my seat while the little **** drools all over the place, stepping on my tank in the process.
True story. That dude almost got a very painful and valuable life-lesson that day. I think he got the hint from the near-psychotic episode he witnessed as I approached with haste and intent.
3 rules people have to live by:
3) Don't kick my dogs
2) Don't pinch my wife's ***
1) DON'T F*#& with my Harley (unless I know you, trust you, and say it's ok).
Strangers better tread very lightly when touching my stuff. Admiring at arms length (read: without touching) is absolutely permitted, and even appreciated.
#105
10-09-2008, 11:41 AM
I have absolutely no issues with friends "touching my handle bars". Yes, get over yourself.
Changing the radio station is even less of a problem since I have MP3's loaded on my Zumo's memory card.
What I DO have a problem with is walking out of a retail establishment and finding some ***-hat new father standing his toddler up on my seat while the little **** drools all over the place, stepping on my tank in the process.
True story. That dude almost got a very painful and valuable life-lesson that day. I think he got the hint from the near-psychotic episode he witnessed as I approached with haste and intent.
3 rules people have to live by:
3) Don't kick my dogs
2) Don't pinch my wife's ***
1) DON'T F*#& with my Harley (unless I know you, trust you, and say it's ok).
Strangers better tread very lightly when touching my stuff. Admiring at arms length (read: without touching) is absolutely permitted, and even appreciated.
Changing the radio station is even less of a problem since I have MP3's loaded on my Zumo's memory card.
What I DO have a problem with is walking out of a retail establishment and finding some ***-hat new father standing his toddler up on my seat while the little **** drools all over the place, stepping on my tank in the process.
True story. That dude almost got a very painful and valuable life-lesson that day. I think he got the hint from the near-psychotic episode he witnessed as I approached with haste and intent.
3 rules people have to live by:
3) Don't kick my dogs
2) Don't pinch my wife's ***
1) DON'T F*#& with my Harley (unless I know you, trust you, and say it's ok).
Strangers better tread very lightly when touching my stuff. Admiring at arms length (read: without touching) is absolutely permitted, and even appreciated.
#106
10-09-2008, 12:04 PM
Rule #1 (bottom of the list) is the only one I allow to be bent, but only by close friends.
Rules #2 and #3 are always in effect. There will never be permission granted to kick my dogs or pinch my wifes ***. I don't care HOW well I know you or how long we've been friends. Breaking either one of those will elicit a most unwelcomed and unpleasant response.
I'll admit though...I sometimes toy with the order of those rules, so it's best to just leave 'em all alone (unless you've got a hot wife and are willing to reciprocate =).
Rules #2 and #3 are always in effect. There will never be permission granted to kick my dogs or pinch my wifes ***. I don't care HOW well I know you or how long we've been friends. Breaking either one of those will elicit a most unwelcomed and unpleasant response.
I'll admit though...I sometimes toy with the order of those rules, so it's best to just leave 'em all alone (unless you've got a hot wife and are willing to reciprocate =).
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10-09-2008, 12:43 PM
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