Biker 10 Commandments
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Biker 10 Commandments
[align=center]I found this online and I thought that some of you guys might enjoy it. If its a repost I'm sorry in advance.[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]10 Commandments
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The one true American made motorcycle is H-D and thou shalt not put any other motorcycle before it.
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[/align]Thou shalt not bow down or worship or serve the god of chrome, for, lo he is a false god and will not get thy butt home.
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[/align]Honor thy authorized dealer and motorcycles they sell that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Harley.
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[/align]Remember the weekend and keep it open for it is written five days shalt thou labor and two days shalt thou ride, drink beer, and have some fun.
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[/align]Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Harley, nor her manservant, nor her maid servant, nor her ox, nor her cute little butt.
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[/align]From the throne of thy Harley, thou shalt not stoop to wave at sinners who ride Jap-crap, for Jap-crap is known to be the handiwork of the devil.
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[/align]Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother Harley rider who is in mechanical distress.
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[/align]Thou shalt not pose. I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his Visa card through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of HD heaven.
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[/align]When riding on the Road of Life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.
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[/align]Park not thy Harley in the darkness of thine garage that it may collect dust for want of being oft riden. Ride thy Harley with thy Harley brethren and rejoice in the spirit of the road and the wind.
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The one true American made motorcycle is H-D and thou shalt not put any other motorcycle before it.
[/align]
[/align]Thou shalt not bow down or worship or serve the god of chrome, for, lo he is a false god and will not get thy butt home.
[/align]
[/align]Honor thy authorized dealer and motorcycles they sell that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Harley.
[/align]
[/align]Remember the weekend and keep it open for it is written five days shalt thou labor and two days shalt thou ride, drink beer, and have some fun.
[/align]
[/align]Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Harley, nor her manservant, nor her maid servant, nor her ox, nor her cute little butt.
[/align]
[/align]From the throne of thy Harley, thou shalt not stoop to wave at sinners who ride Jap-crap, for Jap-crap is known to be the handiwork of the devil.
[/align]
[/align]Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother Harley rider who is in mechanical distress.
[/align]
[/align]Thou shalt not pose. I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his Visa card through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of HD heaven.
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[/align]When riding on the Road of Life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.
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[/align]Park not thy Harley in the darkness of thine garage that it may collect dust for want of being oft riden. Ride thy Harley with thy Harley brethren and rejoice in the spirit of the road and the wind.
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RE: Biker 10 Commandments
Glad you all like it. Theres another list of 101 reason to buy/ own a Harley if ya'll want I can list it too.
