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ORIGINAL: BobStreetBob
This iswhy I stick around...some people gots a great sense of humor. I believe him about the walk home mud, but a whole 1/2 gallon of diesel fuel?..I'm thinkin maybe a quart.
ORIGINAL: mudpuddle
I don't believe the part about walkin home.
mud
ORIGINAL: dklozik
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I spent 3 days in the woods, no food, shelter, water...nothing but a large knife.
I spent the night in a tree and waited until a large deer...
probably at least a 20point buck.....yeah, at least 20, came walking under my tree.
I leaped from the tree, onto the back of the deer, and put it out of its misery with just my knife.
I then proceeded to eat the entire deer...raw.
I then walked back home (46 miles),
drank 1/2 gallon of diesel fuel and passed out.
After waking up, I went and had sex with my then g/f and while in the middle of it,
i whispered in her ear, this is how her sister liked it....and was able to make the 8 sec ride.
After that, I felt manly again.
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I spent 3 days in the woods, no food, shelter, water...nothing but a large knife.
I spent the night in a tree and waited until a large deer...
probably at least a 20point buck.....yeah, at least 20, came walking under my tree.
I leaped from the tree, onto the back of the deer, and put it out of its misery with just my knife.
I then proceeded to eat the entire deer...raw.
I then walked back home (46 miles),
drank 1/2 gallon of diesel fuel and passed out.
After waking up, I went and had sex with my then g/f and while in the middle of it,
i whispered in her ear, this is how her sister liked it....and was able to make the 8 sec ride.
After that, I felt manly again.
I don't believe the part about walkin home.
mud
This iswhy I stick around...some people gots a great sense of humor. I believe him about the walk home mud, but a whole 1/2 gallon of diesel fuel?..I'm thinkin maybe a quart.
DougJ
