Poser's Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VII
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Ok...where to start? Donald Trump, a man with pudgy soft hands and has never done an honest days physical labor in his life, but promotes himself as a tough guy, is sitting in his underwear in his Mira Largo Mansion giggling and telling his servants Whoopee! Cruz quit and I just bought the White House! Gotta put in a grotto in the pool 6 times bigger than Hugh Hefners! And speaking of more wierdness, Yahoo news is reporting a terrorist bomber was taken out by a poisoned arrow, so I, of course had to assume it was somewhere in Detroit, but no it was in Cameroon! Ya gotta admire those bastards, sorta....and even wierder, archeologists released pictures on facebook of the US by DAMN COAST GUARD divers raising a sunken **** sub in the Lake Ontario/ St Lawerence seaway area that was SUPPOSEDLY sunk by the CANADIANS in "THE BATTLE OF NIAGARA"?!!! WTF?!! Don't buy this bullshit in an election year folks. F'n Trump planted it and soon there will be a ferris wheel, a roller coaster, and a casino there....But seriously, My family are all former Germans and our "secret family letters" reveal it was probably hit not by a depth charge, but a fat Canadian lady in a barrel going over Niagara Falls! I mean the Canadians don't even have a Navy in the great lakes! How did they sink a German U-boat, by bombing it with cases of Hienekin from the Royal Canadian Dirigible? Give me a break! Ultra, us fellow Possum Players demand an explanation! The only "BATTLE OF NIAGRA" I'm aware of was on my first marriages wedding night fighting to get my first wife out of that damn wedding dress before she was drunk enough to give up the booty!Somebody needs to post up a link to the SUPPOSED battle. I think John Candy HAD to be involved. You know damn well if the Nanooks had protected Detroit from a U Boat they'd have been whoopin' it up like everytime the Canadiens beat the Wings....just sayin'....
Last edited by coastie56; May 4, 2016 at 07:21 AM.
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Al I'm telling you go check the news feeds. All those stories are true...today is chock full of wierdness. I just read a story quoting Cruz saying he might vote for...are you ready?...Hillary! Bua Ha HA! And what's even stranger the article about the recovered sub said the Canuckians sank it by throwing grenades???? at it. Dude even I am not twisted enough to make this up. Bows and arrows I might believe from the Walpole Island Indian Reservation but sinking a sub with grenades?
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Yup I just read the article about the Bimbo bomber from Nigeria who was shot by locals in Yaunde Cameroon with a poisoned arrow. It said she "also" died when she detonated her explosives so she must have died twice! I just love "World" news. Makes me feel lucky to be from the Detroit area. The savages here, technically ,are more civilzed on the basis of poisoned arrow shot and canniblalism statistics.Well, sorta...