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Old Nov 13, 2017 | 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by soft 02
Soft, that joke is a little short-sighted.
 
Old Nov 13, 2017 | 12:26 PM
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Hey all! See the short jokes are on!
 
Old Nov 13, 2017 | 12:27 PM
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You must be at least this tall to post a short joke, Dan.
 
Old Nov 13, 2017 | 12:34 PM
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I can see a market.

 
Old Nov 13, 2017 | 01:09 PM
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Back form lunchtime kubbin! Man, was that freakin awesome! Was just warm enough to not need chaps.
 
Old Nov 13, 2017 | 01:12 PM
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After lunch check in. Nothing to report, carry on.
 
Old Nov 13, 2017 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
There has to be a fidget spinner joke there somewhere.

 
Old Nov 13, 2017 | 01:17 PM
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Marcus, they only play 45's, right?
 
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Old Nov 13, 2017 | 01:18 PM
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I think 4.5's
 
Old Nov 13, 2017 | 01:42 PM
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My lovely bride of almost 30 years and I have had our first major flare up in several years. I need your advice, Woods. Do you think me calling the guy who tried to cut in front of us in a restaurant line a "man bun, skinny jeans, purse carrying ******" was out of line?


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