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A husband took his wife to the doctor so he could figure out whats wrong with her. Doctor takes her in the room, examines her and asks her to go wait in the lobby while he talks to the husband. Husband walks into the room sits down and says, "Ok Doc, give it to me. Whats wrong with my wife?"
"Well sir, from my examination, your wife has either Alzheimer or Aids."
"Alzheimer or Aids??? How do you know which one it is???"
"Well sir, I suggest you drive about 2.5 miles passed your house, drop your wife off and go home. If she makes it home, Do Not have sex with her."
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