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Old Jul 22, 2010 | 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by supercrewser
One question, since the "BONER" is on a softail frame does that mean you have a "SOFT BONER"? Just asking.
Depends on whose tail my boner is on.

See? You can't miss with this. It's an instant win.
 
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Old Jul 22, 2010 | 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by supercrewser
Yeah but do they fit on the back of your bike?
Who's talking about bikes?
 
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Old Jul 22, 2010 | 01:31 PM
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I do have to stop, however. The reality is that I teach junior high school. The last thing I want to do is answer, "What kind of bike do you have?" from a student and accidentally respond, "I've got a boner." out of habit as a 7th grade girl walks in the room.

The lawsuit would just be too damned much energy.

That's the real problem with calling it a boner. Get into that habit and eventually it's going to come out wrong (the word, not a boner).
 
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Old Jul 22, 2010 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Maimas
They also enjoy riding a big Fatty...
 
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Old Jul 22, 2010 | 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Alastor
eventually it's going to come out wrong (the word, not a boner).
 
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Old Jul 22, 2010 | 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Alastor
Depends on whose tail my boner is on.

See? You can't miss with this. It's an instant win.
Yeah but what if theres a group of guys who all ride the "BONER" and all you here is hey dude I like your boner wish mine was as nice as yours..........not gonna go there ,
 
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Old Jul 22, 2010 | 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by supercrewser
Yeah but what if theres a group of guys who all ride the "BONER" and all you here is hey dude I like your boner wish mine was as nice as yours..........not gonna go there ,
Right... Like my friends have any reservations about making jokes like that to begin with (and not always with a bike to reference).

We're all immature. There's a reason we don't drive a Ford Escort. A motorcycle is not a "practical" vehicle. We're not doing this based on logic.

We all behave like children.

I somehow doubt many of us have friends that don't make jokes like that anyway.

At least... We think they're joking.
 
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Old Jul 22, 2010 | 02:00 PM
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Yep, I would laugh my butt off if my buddy told me he just cleaned his boner and it was looking reeeeaaallll nice.LOL, justs cracks me up but to each their own.
 
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Old Jul 22, 2010 | 02:02 PM
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Also, it suddenly occurs to me that my boner changes colors depending on the light, but most of the time it's blue.

Most unfortunate.
 
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Old Jul 22, 2010 | 02:19 PM
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Out of morbid curiosity, I wanted to see if people actually called these bikes boners.

I did a web search.

Right now if you google Harley Davidson Boner the top (and apparently only) reference of this type google knows about is this thread.

I'm either a complete nerd or a trend setter.

Maybe both.

Who wants to join me?
 
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