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I do have to stop, however. The reality is that I teach junior high school. The last thing I want to do is answer, "What kind of bike do you have?" from a student and accidentally respond, "I've got a boner." out of habit as a 7th grade girl walks in the room.
The lawsuit would just be too damned much energy.
That's the real problem with calling it a boner. Get into that habit and eventually it's going to come out wrong (the word, not a boner).
See? You can't miss with this. It's an instant win.
Yeah but what if theres a group of guys who all ride the "BONER" and all you here is hey dude I like your boner wish mine was as nice as yours..........not gonna go there ,
Yeah but what if theres a group of guys who all ride the "BONER" and all you here is hey dude I like your boner wish mine was as nice as yours..........not gonna go there ,
Right... Like my friends have any reservations about making jokes like that to begin with (and not always with a bike to reference).
We're all immature. There's a reason we don't drive a Ford Escort. A motorcycle is not a "practical" vehicle. We're not doing this based on logic.
We all behave like children.
I somehow doubt many of us have friends that don't make jokes like that anyway.
Yep, I would laugh my butt off if my buddy told me he just cleaned his boner and it was looking reeeeaaallll nice.LOL, justs cracks me up but to each their own.
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