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Old Jun 29, 2012 | 12:29 PM
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Today while getting Chinese takeout, I had my Fatboy parked in the lot. Saw a red Goldwing pull in the lot and park near my bike. The guy walks in says hi and asked if the was my Harley. I said yes it is. He said nice but it's leaking something. That's why I love Harley's, they leak and vibrate I tell him.
I know he was ball busting so I didn't take the bait. Paid for my fried rice and as I walked out I told him to be safe out there. I immediately walked over to his Goldwing and placed a pair of chopsticks on his seat and went on my way.
I'm sure most will get the chopsticks thing.
 
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Old Jun 29, 2012 | 01:46 PM
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You should have thrown some of your rice like it shot out of his pipes, since that's what it burns!!!

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Today while getting Chinese takeout, I had my Fatboy parked in the lot. Saw a red Goldwing pull in the lot and park near my bike. The guy walks in says hi and asked if the was my Harley. I said yes it is. He said nice but it's leaking something. That's why I love Harley's, they leak and vibrate I tell him.
I know he was ball busting so I didn't take the bait. Paid for my fried rice and as I walked out I told him to be safe out there. I immediately walked over to his Goldwing and placed a pair of chopsticks on his seat and went on my way.
I'm sure most will get the chopsticks thing.
 
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Old Jun 29, 2012 | 01:49 PM
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You should have thrown some of your rice like it shot out of his pipes, since that's what it burns!!!
Damn, now that would have been funny! Next time.
 
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Ha ha that's bad ***!
 
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Next time someone says that it's leaking say "yeah, they are tears for you having to ride that foriegn crap."
 
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Old Jun 29, 2012 | 02:38 PM
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haha thats a good story
 
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when I rode metrics and my buddy's all had HD

they would say, "it's not leaking or dripping, it's taking a ****!"
 
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Well played. Did he have an O/B 12 sticker on it?
 
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Ya should have put some rice under his bike and let him know that his Wing is leaking
 
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Harley's don't leak, they mark their territory like a wolf!
 
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