****** Rocks
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RE: ****** Rocks
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******?..ohhhh yeassss....He's that tall, realllyyyy good looking guy, with all those muscles and ..... oops ... Wrong guy ... I musta bin think'n'bout someone else.
Nevermind. [sm=smarty.gif]
******?..ohhhh yeassss....He's that tall, realllyyyy good looking guy, with all those muscles and ..... oops ... Wrong guy ... I musta bin think'n'bout someone else.
Nevermind. [sm=smarty.gif]
I knew I shouldn't have sent you pics of me naked.
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******, I know him well.
The sun was shining and the breeze off the water made hangin out at the beach a great thing to do. I was sharing a beach blanket with my girlfriend, when ****** walk up and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to hang out with "a real man". I stood up and noticed that I could not match his size, and muscle definition but, I had to defend what was mine. As soon as I stood up, ****** pushed me down and then kicked sand in my face.
I was mostly embarrassed, embarrassed because I was stepped on in front of my girl. I was also mentally intimidated by this hulking mass named ******.
I vowed to never let this happen to me again, and I would someday get my revenge. I ordered this book on how to get bigger, so I sent .35 cents in the mail. Then within 4 to 6 weeks I received the guide. There was no weight lifting involved, it was just exercising. I remember one day, as I was exercising holding the guide in my left hand, my right foot kicked over the lamp. But in about a year I was 10 times my normal size with muscles the side of cinder blocks, washboard abs and revenge on my mind. I went back to the same spot at the same beach with my girlfriend. We shared the same blanket when I noticed ****** walking up to us. Again, ****** looked at us asked my girlfriend if she wanted to hang out with "a real man". I stood up and notice that I over matched his size and muscle definition and I was going to defend what was mine. As soon as I stood up, ****** pushed me down and then kicked sand in my face. He then kicked me in the throat, pissed all over me and took my woman into the back of his van.
I will never forget that day.
The sun was shining and the breeze off the water made hangin out at the beach a great thing to do. I was sharing a beach blanket with my girlfriend, when ****** walk up and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to hang out with "a real man". I stood up and noticed that I could not match his size, and muscle definition but, I had to defend what was mine. As soon as I stood up, ****** pushed me down and then kicked sand in my face.
I was mostly embarrassed, embarrassed because I was stepped on in front of my girl. I was also mentally intimidated by this hulking mass named ******.
I vowed to never let this happen to me again, and I would someday get my revenge. I ordered this book on how to get bigger, so I sent .35 cents in the mail. Then within 4 to 6 weeks I received the guide. There was no weight lifting involved, it was just exercising. I remember one day, as I was exercising holding the guide in my left hand, my right foot kicked over the lamp. But in about a year I was 10 times my normal size with muscles the side of cinder blocks, washboard abs and revenge on my mind. I went back to the same spot at the same beach with my girlfriend. We shared the same blanket when I noticed ****** walking up to us. Again, ****** looked at us asked my girlfriend if she wanted to hang out with "a real man". I stood up and notice that I over matched his size and muscle definition and I was going to defend what was mine. As soon as I stood up, ****** pushed me down and then kicked sand in my face. He then kicked me in the throat, pissed all over me and took my woman into the back of his van.
I will never forget that day.
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Damn it appears someone is going around using my damn name, in a lot of damn places, that is one badmutterflucker that is impersonating me! All that asswhuppin and drankin and startin' fars an sheut.
Oh, and damn Scout, sure glad you count me as a Friend, wonder whtdaflock you'd say if'n we twernt' bros???? Ya Puzzy.
I's waitin' on this here place to turn into a Biker hang out, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,so much puzzy around here I think it's might be a ***** house though.
Oh, and damn Scout, sure glad you count me as a Friend, wonder whtdaflock you'd say if'n we twernt' bros???? Ya Puzzy.
I's waitin' on this here place to turn into a Biker hang out, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,so much puzzy around here I think it's might be a ***** house though.
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So I'm in this bar, the beer is wimpy yellow pi$$water and the band sounds like cats trying to mate with seagulls. I'm just about to get the "f" out of there when the doors crash open, glass and detritus strewn all around. When the smoke clears, we see this bad-*** Flagcycle sitting in the middle of the floor, ****** climbing off of it. He takes a long drag from his cigarette, downs a shot of JD, hops up on the band's riser and, grabbing the lead players' guitar, treats us to a searing rendition of "Star Spangled Banner." When he's done, the roof tears open and the spirit of Jimi Hendrix floats down. Jimi and ****** exchange some skin and Jimi says, in a booming voice, "You are the S#!T, man," then vanishes in a puff of smoke.
The girls are throwing their clothes at ****** as he exits the stage;he just smiles and winks at them. The rest of uscan onlywatch him mount the bike and leave the bar in a deafening roar.
Somehow, my tasteless beer has become a delightful red ale.
******: The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!
The girls are throwing their clothes at ****** as he exits the stage;he just smiles and winks at them. The rest of uscan onlywatch him mount the bike and leave the bar in a deafening roar.
Somehow, my tasteless beer has become a delightful red ale.
******: The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!
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And some people say I AM the one around here full of chit! Y'all some funny fluttermuckers
Thanks to all, I think
And some people say I AM the one around here full of chit! Y'all some funny fluttermuckers
Thanks to all, I think
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