I have seen this before. A good friend and I were preparing for a trip to PA and had the bikes parked in front of the office building. Two females from the office decided to go take a peak at the machines. Both sat on his bike and BOTH left big a$$ heal marks all of the lids on his bags.

 

Sounds like you handled it smartly. Good job.

 

I would guess she wasn't, otherwise he would have posted a pic of her on the bike in his signature

 

I had a bunch of Oriental's from a tour bus in a rest stop come up and want to sit on the bike and take pictures. Since they asked, I said sure, no problem... But just getting on and snapping photos, NO WAY!!!

 

Should have told the cops you caught these people trying to steal your bike. Let them explain what the hell they were doing on your bike if not to steal it. Bet they would never do it again.

 

I agree with DoomBuggy

I think it is the law in all states now that if a girl gets on your bike uninvited you are allowed to fondle her breasts on the spot. And if it's not the law it darn well should be!

 

A knife blade across the face will leave a life long reminder to stay off of strangers bikes.

 

It woule be the same as walking into some ones house and sitting down in their recliner. Neither would be a smart move.

At least they did not steal hid bike. A friend of mine had his '07 Classic stolen this morning. Some creep broke the lock off his building took the bike, a couple helmets, his chaps and sunglasses. They did not even touch his crotch rocket. Imagine that.

 

I guess if a convertible top was down they would just get in to see what it's like. Some folks are just plain stupid.

 

I thought is was any sex act you desired.