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This older fellow was going through a mid life crisis and his buddy suggested he buy a Harley and re-live his youth, you know, be a rebel. So after work he heads down to the Harley shop and rides away on a brand new Sportster. With all new leathers and shades he thought he was looking pretty cool. After about a half hour of cruising he noticed a few babes looking his way. Pretty cool, so he gooses the throttle and speeds away to impress the girls. Just then a cop appears out of nowhere, turns on the siren and starts chasing him. He thinks to himself, hey the cops can’t catch me, I’m riding a Harley and with that he cranks on it and takes off. After several minutes of racing around corners and passing cars he finally comes to his senses, realizing he just about crashed a few times and decides to pull over and take his lumps. The cops walks up to the bike and after checking his licence asks the rider what’s the hurry, if you can give me one really good reason why you were going so fast and wouldn’t stop for me, I’ll let you off with a warning. The biker thinks a second and says to the cop, well last week the wife and I went to the Policeman’s Ball and you know what, that woman of mine left me and ran off with some cop to the Caribbean. I thought you were that same cop trying to give her back.

He got off with a warning !!
 
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