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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 05:51 PM
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While on my way to R&R,to pick up my new motor,and an hour into my trip,the old prostate was giving me trouble.As soon as I pulled onto 101 West, I pulled over and stepped into the woods.Much to my surprize a female State Trooper was sitting there waiting for me.I told her exactly why I stopped,and I was warned not to do it again.Have any of you had luck like that?
 
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 05:57 PM
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You walked into the woods and a trooper was there waiting for you? Hmmmm....my first thought would be why is this trooper in the woods? Maybe she had to go. Also, the patrol car wasn't in sight?
 
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 05:59 PM
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Something ain't right here[&:]. Where's the punch line?
 
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 06:17 PM
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She must have liked what she saw.
 
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 06:25 PM
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Maybe she was just taking be a "public servant" a little too far.......
 
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 07:02 PM
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Did she have on a latex glove? She could have checked.....oh, never mind.
 
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 07:06 PM
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So she pulled up behind your car and waited for you to return right? That's what I got out of it and yes, I have the worst luck with cops. I would have gotten a citation for it...lol.
 
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 07:07 PM
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If I had to run into the woods to "drop a deuce", and found a Trooper waiting in the for me, I would call that BAD luck.
 
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ORIGINAL: dog155

While on my way to R&R,to pick up my new motor,and an hour into my trip,the old prostate was giving me trouble.As soon as I pulled onto 101 West, I pulled over and stepped into the woods.Much to my surprize a female State Trooper was sitting there waiting for me.I told her exactly why I stopped,and I was warned not to do it again.Have any of you had luck like that?
Shame on you!!! You didn't know that you were using her spot? You should have told her she should have done a better job at marking her territory!!
 
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 07:58 PM
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Couldn't Prosecute for lack of evidence
 
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