Should I wear the black pants and brown shoes or the brown pants and black shoes? I need help fast before I leave for Sturgis with my bike on a trailer.

 

Totally depends on what accent colors are on your black dealer tshirt...

 

Are they genuine Harley-Davidson shoes? If so, ensure you have the tread looked at before your trip.

 

ha! are they pumps or stilettos? My wife says heels are harder to drive in....

 

Well I'm gonna let you guys decide for me because I'm completely incapable of deciding anything for myself.

 

Nobody wears shoes in Sturgis! POSER!

 

dont forget the belt.

 

Hell...Just wear shorts and flip flops...You'll fit right in.

 

Sometimes decisions like that can render me almost helpless. I joined Hondas 12-step riders program and decided all by my self that my *** is Punched, not Bored as is commonly believed, due to the fact that it's tapered from the outside ! .

The **** canal lies to the north of the anus and the light of day is to the south. Fact !

 

If you're trailering, I believe the proper attire is baby blue, stretch knit pants with a flared leg, white shoes and belt and a "poofy" white shirt with $3 Bill stenciled on the back .......