My wife left me last year and by January I had recovered from her $ messes. I sure thought she was expensive. So I found that not only could I make it without her income but I had money left over (who knows what she did with it all) so I bought a new low rider 3/31.

I'm not sure which was more expensive, the X or the new bike.

The good news is that the new girl doesn't complain and if she starts I can just turn the key to OFF!

 

I'll bet she looks great when she first wakes up too! Doesn't bitc% when you want to ride her at midnight....

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Yes well it's a different sort of ride, fun but I need the other ride too!I'm sure you've seen the joke about the little boy showing the little girl his junk and saying "I've got something that you haven't got". Then the little girl lifts up her dress points to her crotch and says "yes well, with one of these I can get all of those I want". I've been told that a Harley bring us men a little closer to having some sort of balance in that department.

 

I raced bikes for 16 years and didn't have time for girls but I always loved them from a distance.
Now I'm blessed with a lovely wife who loves Harleys and who blessed me with 3 wonderful kids.
We are now a family of 5 who love Harleys and have fun each and every day.

Yes, some people really never learn to live at all...
But living life to the fullest isoften ajoy of bikers.

Salute my brothers!

 

You know why divorces are so expensive?


Because they are worth it!

 

Good Luck with the new ride!!

 

kinda reminds me what Walter the puppet said about his wife: She woke up on her mensto-cycle and ran my *** over.

 

My wife & 3 daughters spend money like it's water coming out of a hose......... I think it's a gender thing......the wife has 2 aholes...the one she sits on and the one she sends to work everyday.