Hurry Up HD!
Tourer
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From: Crown Point, IN.
RE: Hurry Up HD!
ORIGINAL: veniculum
Go there and start shooting the staff. Spare a few and tie them up. Get a big tub of jello and some hammers and force them to rub the jello on each other and beat each other with the hammers. Once you finish the hammer and jello trick, start cutting some of their fingers off...and then make some of the other people eat them raw. I would imagine that would be pretty nasty and a couple of them might vomit....perfect for another game. Now you can have the fingerless ba$tards scoop up the vomit and mix it in a pot with some old used engine oil and some other old fluids from back in the shop. Once that's mixed up nicely, you can rub their fingerless stubs in the vomit to try and increase the risk of infection...meanwhile, the people that vomited in the first place should now be forced to have to drink each other's waste....this is certain to produce more vomit, therefore extending the fun for a while.
Another really fun trick would be to take the few people that may still be functional and place their mouth on a curb...with their top teeth placed directly on the lip of the curb. Now you can start up the fun again by kicking the backs of their heads and watching their teeth come flying out...or if you're really lucky, they'll choke to death on a tooth that may have slipped down their wind pipe.
At this point, I would imagine that you might start getting a little bored with all the crying and screaming..."no no no" ... "waaaaa" ....so you might as well finish the job...but make sure you do it slowly...you know...don't just shoot them in the head. Shoot them in the ********* with small caliber weapons. Or slice their necks with a dull razor. Just enough to have them bleed to death slowly.
Go there and start shooting the staff. Spare a few and tie them up. Get a big tub of jello and some hammers and force them to rub the jello on each other and beat each other with the hammers. Once you finish the hammer and jello trick, start cutting some of their fingers off...and then make some of the other people eat them raw. I would imagine that would be pretty nasty and a couple of them might vomit....perfect for another game. Now you can have the fingerless ba$tards scoop up the vomit and mix it in a pot with some old used engine oil and some other old fluids from back in the shop. Once that's mixed up nicely, you can rub their fingerless stubs in the vomit to try and increase the risk of infection...meanwhile, the people that vomited in the first place should now be forced to have to drink each other's waste....this is certain to produce more vomit, therefore extending the fun for a while.
Another really fun trick would be to take the few people that may still be functional and place their mouth on a curb...with their top teeth placed directly on the lip of the curb. Now you can start up the fun again by kicking the backs of their heads and watching their teeth come flying out...or if you're really lucky, they'll choke to death on a tooth that may have slipped down their wind pipe.
At this point, I would imagine that you might start getting a little bored with all the crying and screaming..."no no no" ... "waaaaa" ....so you might as well finish the job...but make sure you do it slowly...you know...don't just shoot them in the head. Shoot them in the ********* with small caliber weapons. Or slice their necks with a dull razor. Just enough to have them bleed to death slowly.
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From: Republic of Texas
RE: Hurry Up HD!
I had the same problem with a car dealer once. I drove the car I bought from a competitor's lot to the ******** dealer to pick up my down payment check. They got my point.
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From: SW Ohio
RE: Hurry Up HD!
redrum. perfect.
ORIGINAL: veniculum
Go there and start shooting the staff. Spare a few and tie them up. Get a big tub of jello and some hammers and force them to rub the jello on each other and beat each other with the hammers. Once you finish the hammer and jello trick, start cutting some of their fingers off...and then make some of the other people eat them raw. I would imagine that would be pretty nasty and a couple of them might vomit....perfect for another game. Now you can have the fingerless ba$tards scoop up the vomit and mix it in a pot with some old used engine oil and some other old fluids from back in the shop. Once that's mixed up nicely, you can rub their fingerless stubs in the vomit to try and increase the risk of infection...meanwhile, the people that vomited in the first place should now be forced to have to drink each other's waste....this is certain to produce more vomit, therefore extending the fun for a while.
Another really fun trick would be to take the few people that may still be functional and place their mouth on a curb...with their top teeth placed directly on the lip of the curb. Now you can start up the fun again by kicking the backs of their heads and watching their teeth come flying out...or if you're really lucky, they'll choke to death on a tooth that may have slipped down their wind pipe.
At this point, I would imagine that you might start getting a little bored with all the crying and screaming..."no no no" ... "waaaaa" ....so you might as well finish the job...but make sure you do it slowly...you know...don't just shoot them in the head. Shoot them in the ********* with small caliber weapons. Or slice their necks with a dull razor. Just enough to have them bleed to death slowly.
Of course...you may just want to try a different dealer.
Todd
Go there and start shooting the staff. Spare a few and tie them up. Get a big tub of jello and some hammers and force them to rub the jello on each other and beat each other with the hammers. Once you finish the hammer and jello trick, start cutting some of their fingers off...and then make some of the other people eat them raw. I would imagine that would be pretty nasty and a couple of them might vomit....perfect for another game. Now you can have the fingerless ba$tards scoop up the vomit and mix it in a pot with some old used engine oil and some other old fluids from back in the shop. Once that's mixed up nicely, you can rub their fingerless stubs in the vomit to try and increase the risk of infection...meanwhile, the people that vomited in the first place should now be forced to have to drink each other's waste....this is certain to produce more vomit, therefore extending the fun for a while.
Another really fun trick would be to take the few people that may still be functional and place their mouth on a curb...with their top teeth placed directly on the lip of the curb. Now you can start up the fun again by kicking the backs of their heads and watching their teeth come flying out...or if you're really lucky, they'll choke to death on a tooth that may have slipped down their wind pipe.
At this point, I would imagine that you might start getting a little bored with all the crying and screaming..."no no no" ... "waaaaa" ....so you might as well finish the job...but make sure you do it slowly...you know...don't just shoot them in the head. Shoot them in the ********* with small caliber weapons. Or slice their necks with a dull razor. Just enough to have them bleed to death slowly.
Of course...you may just want to try a different dealer.
Todd
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RE: Hurry Up HD!
ORIGINAL: Steelhorse96
veniculum it seems that you have fallen asleep one to many times watchin saw or sawII.
veniculum it seems that you have fallen asleep one to many times watchin saw or sawII.
Todd
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13 year old thread. I doubt he's still waiting...
What is it with this zombie thread apocalypse?
What is it with this zombie thread apocalypse?
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veniculum it seems that you have fallen asleep one to many times watchin saw or sawII.
take the few people that may still be functional and place their mouth on a curb...with their top teeth placed directly on the lip of the curb. Now you can start up the fun again by kicking the backs of their heads
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Dealer has my new bike in for 8 13 years and 29 days now. Every day they say, it'll be ready in two days.
Well, it's still not prepped. I've seen it...just sitting there but it's not fully prepped and polished.
How do I get them to expedite?????
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How do I get them to expedite?????