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Old Apr 19, 2007 | 01:13 PM
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Since we ride em, we can laugh.

"The most effective way to turn gasoline into noise without the side affect of horsepower."

"Whats the differance between a Harley and a Hoover??? The placement of the dirtbag."

I know it's been done before[]
 
Old Apr 19, 2007 | 01:32 PM
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Why do bikers have big arms?

From pushing their Harleys
 
Old Apr 19, 2007 | 02:20 PM
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"Whats the differance between a Harley and a Hoover??? The placement of the dirtbag."
Ha!. You can get 2 dirtbags on a harley.
 
Old Apr 19, 2007 | 02:42 PM
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how are harleys like dogs?

they both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks, and
they both mark their spot.

 
Old Apr 19, 2007 | 02:43 PM
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What's the difference between and old dog and a harley?

The old dog can get in the back of the pickup by himself.
 
Old Apr 19, 2007 | 04:56 PM
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A biker and his girl were going to apply for a loan to buy a new mobile home..they both showed up together and the loan manager was in a bit of a bind...they both had long hair,tattos,wore black leather,sunglassesand headbands..He didnt know which was female..trying to sort out thee dilemma in a discrete way he asked..which one of you has a menstrual cycle?The biker piped up,,,"it must be her i ride a harley...
 
Old Apr 19, 2007 | 05:01 PM
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how do you know if a harley owner has bin using a computer?theres white out on the screen..lol[:'(]
 
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