Another joke....lol
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From: Decatur Illinois
Another joke....lol
A little boy and his grandfather was on a pond doing a little fishing when the grandpa decided its time for a smoke,the little boy looks at grandpa and says
"hey grandpa can i get on of those"?
the grandpa looks at the boy and says
"if you take your peter and stretch it back is it long enough to touch your a$$hole"?
the little boy says"no"!
the grandpa says "well you aint old enough then"!
a little while later the grandpa lights up a smoke and the little boy turns to his grandpa and says "hey grandpa can i get one of them"?
the grandpa asks the boy again "if you take your peter and stretch it back is it long enough to touch your a$$hole"?
the little boy says "no" and grandpa says again "well you aint old enough then"!
about an hour later the little boy grabs a brown paper bag and starts eating away at some cookies.
the grandpa looks at the little boy and says" hey,you holding out on me?can i get one of those"?
the little boy turns to his grandpa and says "grandpa,if you take your pete and stretch it back is long enough to touch your a$$hole"?
the grandpa says "well yes"!
the little boy says "well go f--k yourself then cause grandma made these cookies for me"!!!
"hey grandpa can i get on of those"?
the grandpa looks at the boy and says
"if you take your peter and stretch it back is it long enough to touch your a$$hole"?
the little boy says"no"!
the grandpa says "well you aint old enough then"!
a little while later the grandpa lights up a smoke and the little boy turns to his grandpa and says "hey grandpa can i get one of them"?
the grandpa asks the boy again "if you take your peter and stretch it back is it long enough to touch your a$$hole"?
the little boy says "no" and grandpa says again "well you aint old enough then"!
about an hour later the little boy grabs a brown paper bag and starts eating away at some cookies.
the grandpa looks at the little boy and says" hey,you holding out on me?can i get one of those"?
the little boy turns to his grandpa and says "grandpa,if you take your pete and stretch it back is long enough to touch your a$$hole"?
the grandpa says "well yes"!
the little boy says "well go f--k yourself then cause grandma made these cookies for me"!!!
