People sitting on your bike without asking.
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From: west Michigan
"That motorcycle is private property. You're trespassing. Get off."
Pull your phone and take the guy's pic if he doesn't comply.
I'd like to say "just pull him off of your bike" but in this era, it's better just to call the cops if he doesn't relinquish your property, especially if you're armed.
Pull your phone and take the guy's pic if he doesn't comply.
I'd like to say "just pull him off of your bike" but in this era, it's better just to call the cops if he doesn't relinquish your property, especially if you're armed.
Last edited by RK4ME; Aug 2, 2023 at 11:24 AM.
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From: Ladner, B.C.
I gave a two FOB tourists ‘shyte’ the other day when I saw them taking turns sitting on a parked HD for selfies. I dont know if they understood me but I certainly didn't act friendly. One guy kinda smiled without saying anything, it pissed me off so I told him he wouldn't be smiling if that was my bike he sat his *** on!
As others have said, it’s a matter of ‘respect’, or in those situations ……. ‘Disrespect’
F’em all!!!
As others have said, it’s a matter of ‘respect’, or in those situations ……. ‘Disrespect’
F’em all!!!
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From: 40.2444° N, 75.6419° W
Immigrants are hell I'm sure I posted my experience in this thread, its a few years old...it isnt any in particular there are ******* eastern europeans french etc all of em.anyone from a socialist country figures everything is free here or it should be. Which means they rub their *** and smelly ***** on the s eat of your Harley...
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Immigrants are hell I'm sure I posted my experience in this thread, its a few years old...it isnt any in particular there are ******* eastern europeans french etc all of em.anyone from a socialist country figures everything is free here or it should be. Which means they rub their *** and smelly ***** on the s eat of your Harley...
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From: Forest Hill, Md
I had the opposite happen to me last month. I was at a bar where bikes gather but I wasn't on mine that afternoon. Guy pulls up on an 70's era Yamaha that he just finished rebuilding and I took a second to walk over to him to ask him some questions. Nice guy. About 2 minutes into it he says hop on and feel how comfortable. I was like eh, I don't really feel comfortable getting on someone's bike when I don't really know you. He said nah, you're good go ahead, so I did.
I didn't make a vroom vroom noises though.
I didn't make a vroom vroom noises though.
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From: South Carolina
Prez... You should have rolled forward while holding the bars and rolled the fellas on the seat while going vroom vroom..
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2x's . One was a customer who saw my bike outside and the other was a father who went to put his child on the seat. I said don't do that. He said I just wanted to take a picture. I said did you check the temperature of the black seat. He touched it and said OMG followed by thank you!!!
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