Dear Santa,

I know it is late and you are stessed to the max but here is my wish list
Which i also have faxed[>:]

Everyone here has been good all this year if you find the time
Will you bring us some beer[8D]

Our stockings are hung by the chimney with care
And there are a few of us who could use some more hair[:-]

We all ride our Harleys and I swear we dont make any noise
Possibly some new slip ons for these good girls and boys

To show you how much we allare concerned
Maybesome heat shields so we dont get burned[]

I closing Dear Santa, this christmas we all will be home if you cant bringwhats above
How about a big box of CHROME!!!!!!! (BLACK POWDER COAT FOR THE DARK SIDE[&:]

Merry Christmas Everyone Have a safe and happy holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Or, howabout
Dear Santa,
We got Rudolph,
bring us new harleys or else you'll never see his nose glow again!

We want gift cerificates to the HD shops, and bikes to ride for out friends,

some of that stuff that makes your reindeer fly, would be nice for fuel tanks when we ride,

Stock in Dunlop would also be nice, so we don't have tires made out of rice,

an elf or two to tune up our sleds, would help insure that Rudolph stays fed,

If you want glow nose to guide your flight, then get that **** over here, all bytonight!

We'll release his *** when the tittles all clear, and you can go on with Christmas this year,

If not then his reindeer *** we will roast, and you can get lost onyour trip coast to coast.

So bring us this stuff all right away, so reindeer games ol' rudolph can play,

And live to lead your whole damn team, with his nose that does glow and your eyes they will gleam,

Give us an answer by noon this day, whether you choose him to live, yeah or nay.


From Santa:


I gotta Zumo, have a nice dinner, reindeer is tough, I know you beginner

With gps and the team I have now, I can use a light bulb attached to a cow,

And none of the kids will know the truth, unless they seea cow pie up on the roof,

So roast away Rudolph, you leather clad goof,

and let me make to you aware,AHarley certified elf is too rare,

and harleys have too high of a cost, to give for a reindeer with alzheimers boss,

We almost missed Christmas last year you see, cause that glowing nosed reindeer is out of his tree,

finally achance toget out of the red,then maybe I can afford myself a new sled,

A road king orultra or screaming eagle for me, and for Mrs.Clausa sybian from me,

So Zumo and cow with light bulb aglow, will get me this year where Iwill go.

Remember when peeking under your tree, a lump of old coal is all you will see,

So if harleys are on the top of your list, go mortgage your house and don't get Santa pissed.

 

A ticket to the 105th with free pass to the parade and museum. Thank you very much.

 

or maybe:

Dear Santa,
Hey lard ****. I want my new chrome wheels and my big bore kit or I will belooking you up to kick your fat butt if you don't deliver.