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Old Jan 3, 2008 | 06:40 PM
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"Get on the bike from the left side, as it is good etiquette" and all this time I have been doing itbecause it was easier. Boy, do I feel stupid!
 
Old Jan 3, 2008 | 07:34 PM
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There's a lot of inane s*** on this site, but I thought some of you would appreciate something that didn't involve tassels, fingerless gloves, chaps, etc. etc.
 
Old Jan 3, 2008 | 07:41 PM
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Damn...$21,000+later and I find out I could of just BORROWED ONE!!!!!!!!!!
 
Old Jan 3, 2008 | 07:51 PM
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5. Start the bike. Listen to it. Feel it underneath you. Let it warm up as you warm up to the bike.

6. Take off your pants and stick your peepee in one of the tail pipes. Then then other. You may need drive up in a van and offer the bike some candy before it lets you in. Borrow your friend's van.
 
Old Jan 3, 2008 | 07:56 PM
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I just can see a poll now asking which side ofthe bike you get on .
 
Old Jan 3, 2008 | 08:00 PM
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Damn, I tried to look at the sky "all the while keeping one eye on the road ahead" and I think I strained my neck. Anyone know if I can sue authors on WikiHow?
 
Old Jan 3, 2008 | 09:14 PM
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lol... I don't know what to say.
 
Old Jan 4, 2008 | 06:36 AM
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I scurried...right off that stupid page....
 
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Old Jan 4, 2008 | 06:48 AM
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ORIGINAL: Hydraboss

Damn, I tried to look at the sky "all the while keeping one eye on the road ahead" and I think I strained my neck. Anyone know if I can sue authors on WikiHow?
You need some lizard eyes to pull that one off without hurting your neck.

 
Old Jan 4, 2008 | 07:06 AM
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U HAV GOT 2 B SHEOTING, ME. Now, not only am I gay, but Miss Manners is after my a$$ becuz my etiquette is screwed up. I get on from the right side. Well , it is the wrong side, but the right side. What the H was Harley thinking when they put the kicker on the WRONG side. Ain't they gots no larnin' wen it comes to etikit? That's it. Anyone want to buy my Harlwys for what I paid for them?

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