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Since most of you have no business being on the road, don't expect a wave from me. A true natural can recognize his own kind and will wave back.
For the record, I have never waved at another rider because I have yet to encounter someone else with uncanny abilities equal to my own. I have heard they are out there but we are so few and far between that I'll probably never live to see it.
Consider yourself truly blessed if you ever get the chance to see a true natural in action. It is an awesome spectacle that you will never forget.
Years of experience was never a factor for me. You see, I have an inborn, uncanny natural riding ability that doesn't come from practice and study. Never read a book, never took a course. From the first time I ever rode a bike, I instantly knew everything there was to know about motorcycles and riding. I was one with machine from the start - just like the f**kin terminator.
If I had to translate my ability to years of experience, I'd say it would equate to many thousands of years. There are so few of us out there with that uncanny natural riding ability that I can only hope each of you has the experience of catching one of us in action at least once in your lives.
Please, oh please!! don't lock the thread for awhile. Everbody is in such an uncanny natural good sense of humor on this winter day that we need some real fun!!!! Wheee!!!!!!!!!!
I wanted to give the very rare gift of a riding tip from yours truly:
Don't ride beyond your ability in an attempt to duplicate the amazing feats you may have seen me perform.
This simple tip will probably save your life.
Now I know it's only natural (pardon the pun) to aspire to reach the same heights of perfection as one's heroes have attained, but I'll be honest here: a true natural, such as myself, is such a rare thing that I have actually never seen another. Sadly, most folks will never have the opportunity to witness a true natural in action but for those who do it's an awesome spectacle they will never forget.
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