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H*ll, at my age, I'll just date one that's breathing. If she breaths and RIDES, that's a bonus bag.
I get a lot of ladies that go "gaga" over the bike, and want a ride. But usually after the second "bump", they want off, go figure.
I'm glad I read that again, I thought you said usually after the second "hump" they wanted off.
I've been married for over 20 years...even happily on occasion. However until she started dating me, my wife had never been on a bike in her life. It took some convincing to get her on the back the first time. (she rides her own bike now...a total convert) While I didn't end up the proverbial 40 yr old virgin or anything, the ladies didn't exactly fall all over me back then either. That was when I was young, slim, in good physical condition, and couldgo all night given the chance. Now I'm old, fat, have mild spinal cord damage, and walk like someone just pulled a Nancy Kerrigan on my shinbone. If my wife and I ever parted ways, and I ended up back in the dating pool, I'd just be happy someone was still interested in seeing an old broken down pug like myself. I wouldn't give her the heave ho because she wasn't in to riding. I'd just start working on my convincing skills again.
Show me a hot enough looking girl, and give me a few hours to lube her up with some vodka, and I can almost guarantee i will get her on the back of the Softail!
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