farting while riding
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From: Salina, KS
RE: farting while riding
I have forward controls, so it is a little difficult to raise up and let er rip. \\;\\\\\\; I personally save them, so I can share them with the wife when I get home!
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By the way, according to the wife, my bikes name has nothing to do with the bikes pipes!
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By the way, according to the wife, my bikes name has nothing to do with the bikes pipes!
Tourer
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From: hollister fl.
RE: farting while riding
about two years ago i went to the local dealer on saturday to pick up my wifes new street glide (she was working) i got to the dealer done the paper work rode the bike home &\\; on the way i had too fart so i just let it go . when my wife got home she went out to look at her new bike i told her dont worry honey i already broke your bike in for you i farted on your seat on the way home she looked at me her eyes rolled back in her head &\\; went back in the house shaking her head !!!!!!!!!
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From: Parkton, Maryland
RE: farting while riding
Remember the Rush Limbaugh "Women Farding while driving causes accidents"?
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You have to really pop your P's with it. It's like I remember my show got thrown off WLS in Chicago for 45 minutes back in 1989 or '90 because I was discussing a very serious issue, highway safety, a lot of traffic accidents, road rage. \\; I said, "It's simple. The way you solve this is to just mandate women stop farding in their cars." \\; Think Slim Whitman here, folks.
So the general manager at WLS said, "We're not carrying this. \\; You keep talking about that, and we're not putting it on."
I said, "What are you worried about?"  \\;
"What am I worried about? What the hell are you talking about?"  \\;
Phone calls on the air said the same thing. "What do you mean, women farting in their cars? \\; How do you know?"
I said, "You can see it!"
"But what about men?"  \\;
"Men do not do it." \\; See, the word is "fard." F-A-R-D. \\; It's French. It means "to apply makeup." \\;
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You have to really pop your P's with it. It's like I remember my show got thrown off WLS in Chicago for 45 minutes back in 1989 or '90 because I was discussing a very serious issue, highway safety, a lot of traffic accidents, road rage. \\; I said, "It's simple. The way you solve this is to just mandate women stop farding in their cars." \\; Think Slim Whitman here, folks.
So the general manager at WLS said, "We're not carrying this. \\; You keep talking about that, and we're not putting it on."
I said, "What are you worried about?"  \\;
"What am I worried about? What the hell are you talking about?"  \\;
Phone calls on the air said the same thing. "What do you mean, women farting in their cars? \\; How do you know?"
I said, "You can see it!"
"But what about men?"  \\;
"Men do not do it." \\; See, the word is "fard." F-A-R-D. \\; It's French. It means "to apply makeup." \\;
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RE: farting while riding
a few years ago my wife was on the back of my wide glide, and i let out a fart and she says to me " you farted didnt you!" \\; now we are doing about 50 at the time, and i was like " no way you smelled that, you had to have felt me push it out".  \\; but she insisted she smelled it. \\; so about 10 minutes later i was very careful not to move to tense up and i let out another small one. \\; 5 seconds later, she taps me on the shoulder and says " you farted again didnt you!" \\; unbelievable
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From: The Peach State
RE: farting while riding
I don't know what is is about the male physiology, testosterone probably, but on average, your farts are simply viscious. \\; Phewww!!!!
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Carry on. \\; Next you'll be comparing the size and length of your turds. \\;
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Carry on. \\; Next you'll be comparing the size and length of your turds. \\;
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From: Parkton, Maryland
RE: farting while riding
Tape measure in hand,,,will be right back.
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From: Birmingham, AL
RE: farting while riding
ORIGINAL: Sefferdog
Show me a guy that doesn't like to talk about farts and I will show you a guy with a Goldwing in his garage.
ORIGINAL: GeorgiaGirl
You guys post about the damnedest ****.
You guys post about the damnedest ****.
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I don't know what is is about the male physiology, testosterone probably, but on average, your farts are simply viscious.