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Old Aug 29, 2008 | 10:14 AM
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HER DIARY: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us,
I decided to go to bed... About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep...I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.





HIS DIARY: Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.
 
Old Aug 29, 2008 | 10:16 AM
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Roflmao.............
 
Old Aug 29, 2008 | 10:17 AM
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Your're the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Old Aug 29, 2008 | 10:20 AM
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Wondered where that was going. Very funny!!! Thanks.
 
Old Aug 29, 2008 | 10:23 AM
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I had to read that again...Damn that's funny AND true....LOL...Thanks that just made my day!!
 
Old Aug 29, 2008 | 10:32 AM
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Was my wife talking to you!!!! :-)
 
Old Aug 29, 2008 | 10:35 AM
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That is pretty damn funny....made me think of this article I read in the paper

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision………


I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.


Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

Thanks,
Harley Guy…..
 
Old Aug 29, 2008 | 10:38 AM
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I was gettin' ready to flame this post, now I can't quit laughin' !!
 
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