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By Request.
Was reading another thread and "thomaskray" said "wish somebody woould post something about chaps" which prompted me to ask all of you the following.
Does anyone know of any company that makes a zip in *** and Crotch attachment for chaps? I like having the front open in the summer if it's raining cause there's nothing like a nice warm puddle of water down there to make ya feel all warm and fuzzy inside. But in the winter the water is really cold and that kinda sucks.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks in advance for your time.
Does anyone know of any company that makes a zip in *** and Crotch attachment for chaps? I like having the front open in the summer if it's raining cause there's nothing like a nice warm puddle of water down there to make ya feel all warm and fuzzy inside. But in the winter the water is really cold and that kinda sucks.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks in advance for your time.
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There was, but they got sued right out of business after a zipper mishap. It was my friend Bill. The zipper got frozen, and he was unable to free himself. We took him to Taco Bell and kept feeding him until he melted himself free by farting. Some parts were still frozen though, and he ended up with an "Alaskan Wax" (opposite of "Brazilian", but no less painful).
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Haha Iron. You definitely don't want to screw up play time with the old lady. It is a valid question though, as I have wondered the same thing. To be honest if it is cold I usually ride with my left hand on my *****, keeps hand and crotch warm. But when it is raining I am too worried about getting killed to notice my crotch is wet. And sometimes I just like to pee my pants so there is no difference.
Oh yeah, also I just put on rain pants over my chaps if it is raining really hard. There is no substitute for these in my opinion. Plus they keep out wind really well.
Oh yeah, also I just put on rain pants over my chaps if it is raining really hard. There is no substitute for these in my opinion. Plus they keep out wind really well.
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It's gotta be a zip in/out thing. How am I supposed to feel like a BadAss Macho Scooter Tramp if I'm wearing a rain suit? Actually something clear would be even better. Than I could have the protection and still look like I'm wearing the required "Assless Chaps".
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Mount a mud flap on top of your tank.
You could cover the tank with velcro to make the flap removeable.
Also add some velcro to your chaps and your legs don't get blown off your pegs.
I think there was a post about it here a while back.
You could cover the tank with velcro to make the flap removeable.
Also add some velcro to your chaps and your legs don't get blown off your pegs.
I think there was a post about it here a while back.
