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Old Oct 9, 2008 | 06:11 PM
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so im riding north on us1 out of titusville just cruzing and i was doing 10 mph over the limit i think the limit was 45. anyways my good friend who is a titusville motorcycle cop comes up out of nowhere from behind on his police bike which is a road king. he hit the lights and siren right next to me and yes i did **** my pants. so anyways we pull over and are talking for about 10 minutes when his rear radar start going crazy it is clocking a car doing 87 in a 55 zone you quessed it that was the end of our conversation when the driver passed us it was a female with a cell phone welded to her ear.
 
Old Oct 9, 2008 | 06:40 PM
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Thank god for cagers on cell phones.
 
Old Oct 9, 2008 | 07:21 PM
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Blonde? Oops, that's stereotyping.
 
Old Oct 9, 2008 | 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by nasafatboy08
when the driver passed us it was a female with a cell phone welded to her ear.
I think you may have stumbled on the perfect penalty. Have the cell phone actually WELDED to her ear! Oooooh.......justice.
 
Old Oct 9, 2008 | 07:39 PM
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When he pulled her over, did you drive by and honk & wave at her?

I love doing that to a$$holes who drive like idiots..., and then I pass them as they get pulled over
 
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by SoftTailTim71
When he pulled her over, did you drive by and honk & wave at her?

I love doing that to a$$holes who drive like idiots..., and then I pass them as they get pulled over
The missus 'n I, along with three other couples, headed over to a li'l town just south of Nashville back in the Spring for a weekend of cruisin the Natchez Trace. On the ride over, this li'l twit in a cage fell in behind our group on a winding country two-lane. I noticed in my mirror that she was tailgatin the last bike like crazy...then she would shoot out 'round one bike on a double-yellow, and back in 'tween it and the next bike...real close like...just one poor judgement away from wipin us out ya know. We finally hit a section where she passed all of us like a bat outta hell. I gave her the "yer # 1" hand signal as she passed...and she reciprocated. A few miles up the highway...there she is sittin on the side of the road...havin a nice conversation with an LEO. We just smiled and waved as we rode by...she didn't reciprocate that time. It CAN be gratifyin to see the dumbasses get theirs, aye.
 
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 10:22 AM
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Call me nasty but I get a lot of satisfaction when I see a cop pull over some *** that drives like a reckless idiot, and believe me here on long Island, NY it just never happens often enough.
 
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Mordrapheus
Call me nasty but I get a lot of satisfaction when I see a cop pull over some *** that drives like a reckless idiot, and believe me here on long Island, NY it just never happens often enough.
Amen, neighbor! I am always hoping to see the idiot on the side of the road getting an earful from a LEO. Does not happen often enough.
 
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Just this mornin I was in my truck runnin errands and pickin up stuff and next to me is a woman, texting at a light drifting forward ever so slowly...now I am really not an instagator but the light was red and I gave the ole diesel a whop on the throttle and she with her head still down lookin at her phone musta thought that was a signal to go and hit the gas! The guy in front of her was not really pleased with her trying to mate her Toyota with his Lexus! I looked over at her and gave her the cell to the ear gesture and the look on her face was priceless! There was no real damage from what I can see but this guy in the Lexus was not amused!!!
 
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Originally Posted by krwould
Just this mornin I was in my truck runnin errands and pickin up stuff and next to me is a woman, texting at a light drifting forward ever so slowly...now I am really not an instagator but the light was red and I gave the ole diesel a whop on the throttle and she with her head still down lookin at her phone musta thought that was a signal to go and hit the gas! The guy in front of her was not really pleased with her trying to mate her Toyota with his Lexus! I looked over at her and gave her the cell to the ear gesture and the look on her face was priceless! There was no real damage from what I can see but this guy in the Lexus was not amused!!!
I gotta tell ya, I was grinnin from ear to ear when I read this...
 



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