Please Dont!
Road Captain
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From: Florida Gulf Coast
Just get you one of the SOA items that started this whole thread. That'll show how much of a bad *** you are. Then we can start another thread about how bad you're *** is going to get kicked by...
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From: AZ
Yeahbut, Wonder Woman had those great... ummm... super powers
Catwoman had the attitude and claws to kick Batgirl's butt! I wouldn't mess with Catwoman
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From: Joliet, Illinois
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From: Joliet, Illinois
You know... this thread was started as a public service, to warn us all of some very dangerous items being sold on eBay, which might lead to you getting your *** beat, or worse. I have been arguing the value of such a warning. However, after looking around eBay a bit more, I realize the original message was dead on, and, as a matter of fact, didn't go far enough. I now realize it is important to add several items to the list of things you can buy on eBay to wear, that might result in someone beating your ***.
1) Pink Tutu - If you are a male rider, and wear a pink tutu, you risk getting your *** beat. If you wear a pink tutu with no underwear, the risk increases. If you wear a pink tutu with no underwear, and flip the bottom of your t-shirt through the neck, you will definitely get your *** beat.
http://cgi.ebay.com/HOT-Pink-Mix-min...QQcmdZViewItem
2) Strap-on ***** - This applies to all riders. If you buy a strap-on on eBay, and wear it on your head, you risk getting a serious *** whoopin'. At the very least, old horny women may hit on you.
I can't actually link you to an eBay auction for a Strap-On, but I will point out that "Strap-On" backwards is "No Parts".
3) This Rubber Latex Mens vest is definitely going to get you into trouble.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Rubber-Latex-Ves...QQcmdZViewItem
4) As will this "Mens RUbber Latex Military Shirt"
http://cgi.ebay.com/MENS-RUBBER-LATE...QQcmdZViewItem
5) Another one for male riders - I would suggest wearing any type of ladies shoes, especially some style of pumps, especially if they are sequined, will possibly result in you getting beat up.
6) Wearing any t-shirt that says something like (Name of an M/C) Sucks! ... will probably result in some problems.
7) This may cause you some problems
http://cgi.ebay.com/I-LOVE-MY-*****-...QQcmdZViewItem
8) Wearing this wig, and covering your face in black shoe polish, might get you into trouble in some areas
http://cgi.ebay.com/Adults-60s-Large...QQcmdZViewItem
I could go on, but by now it should be painfully obvious - eBay is a dangerous place!
1) Pink Tutu - If you are a male rider, and wear a pink tutu, you risk getting your *** beat. If you wear a pink tutu with no underwear, the risk increases. If you wear a pink tutu with no underwear, and flip the bottom of your t-shirt through the neck, you will definitely get your *** beat.
http://cgi.ebay.com/HOT-Pink-Mix-min...QQcmdZViewItem
2) Strap-on ***** - This applies to all riders. If you buy a strap-on on eBay, and wear it on your head, you risk getting a serious *** whoopin'. At the very least, old horny women may hit on you.
I can't actually link you to an eBay auction for a Strap-On, but I will point out that "Strap-On" backwards is "No Parts".
3) This Rubber Latex Mens vest is definitely going to get you into trouble.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Rubber-Latex-Ves...QQcmdZViewItem
4) As will this "Mens RUbber Latex Military Shirt"
http://cgi.ebay.com/MENS-RUBBER-LATE...QQcmdZViewItem
5) Another one for male riders - I would suggest wearing any type of ladies shoes, especially some style of pumps, especially if they are sequined, will possibly result in you getting beat up.
6) Wearing any t-shirt that says something like (Name of an M/C) Sucks! ... will probably result in some problems.
7) This may cause you some problems
http://cgi.ebay.com/I-LOVE-MY-*****-...QQcmdZViewItem
8) Wearing this wig, and covering your face in black shoe polish, might get you into trouble in some areas
http://cgi.ebay.com/Adults-60s-Large...QQcmdZViewItem
I could go on, but by now it should be painfully obvious - eBay is a dangerous place!
Road Captain
Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 578
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From: Florida Gulf Coast
You know... this thread was started as a public service, to warn us all of some very dangerous items being sold on eBay, which might lead to you getting your *** beat, or worse. I have been arguing the value of such a warning. However, after looking around eBay a bit more, I realize the original message was dead on, and, as a matter of fact, didn't go far enough. I now realize it is important to add several items to the list of things you can buy on eBay to wear, that might result in someone beating your ***.
1) Pink Tutu - If you are a male rider, and wear a pink tutu, you risk getting your *** beat. If you wear a pink tutu with no underwear, the risk increases. If you wear a pink tutu with no underwear, and flip the bottom of your t-shirt through the neck, you will definitely get your *** beat.
http://cgi.ebay.com/HOT-Pink-Mix-min...QQcmdZViewItem
2) Strap-on ***** - This applies to all riders. If you buy a strap-on on eBay, and wear it on your head, you risk getting a serious *** whoopin'. At the very least, old horny women may hit on you.
I can't actually link you to an eBay auction for a Strap-On, but I will point out that "Strap-On" backwards is "No Parts".
3) This Rubber Latex Mens vest is definitely going to get you into trouble.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Rubber-Latex-Ves...QQcmdZViewItem
4) As will this "Mens RUbber Latex Military Shirt"
http://cgi.ebay.com/MENS-RUBBER-LATE...QQcmdZViewItem
5) Another one for male riders - I would suggest wearing any type of ladies shoes, especially some style of pumps, especially if they are sequined, will possibly result in you getting beat up.
6) Wearing any t-shirt that says something like (Name of an M/C) Sucks! ... will probably result in some problems.
7) This may cause you some problems
http://cgi.ebay.com/I-LOVE-MY-*****-...QQcmdZViewItem
8) Wearing this wig, and covering your face in black shoe polish, might get you into trouble in some areas
http://cgi.ebay.com/Adults-60s-Large...QQcmdZViewItem
I could go on, but by now it should be painfully obvious - eBay is a dangerous place!
1) Pink Tutu - If you are a male rider, and wear a pink tutu, you risk getting your *** beat. If you wear a pink tutu with no underwear, the risk increases. If you wear a pink tutu with no underwear, and flip the bottom of your t-shirt through the neck, you will definitely get your *** beat.
http://cgi.ebay.com/HOT-Pink-Mix-min...QQcmdZViewItem
2) Strap-on ***** - This applies to all riders. If you buy a strap-on on eBay, and wear it on your head, you risk getting a serious *** whoopin'. At the very least, old horny women may hit on you.
I can't actually link you to an eBay auction for a Strap-On, but I will point out that "Strap-On" backwards is "No Parts".
3) This Rubber Latex Mens vest is definitely going to get you into trouble.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Rubber-Latex-Ves...QQcmdZViewItem
4) As will this "Mens RUbber Latex Military Shirt"
http://cgi.ebay.com/MENS-RUBBER-LATE...QQcmdZViewItem
5) Another one for male riders - I would suggest wearing any type of ladies shoes, especially some style of pumps, especially if they are sequined, will possibly result in you getting beat up.
6) Wearing any t-shirt that says something like (Name of an M/C) Sucks! ... will probably result in some problems.
7) This may cause you some problems
http://cgi.ebay.com/I-LOVE-MY-*****-...QQcmdZViewItem
8) Wearing this wig, and covering your face in black shoe polish, might get you into trouble in some areas
http://cgi.ebay.com/Adults-60s-Large...QQcmdZViewItem
I could go on, but by now it should be painfully obvious - eBay is a dangerous place!
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I kind of screwed up though... there is one exception to the pink tutu rule; Cheech Marin can wear a pink tutu and be cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBxXLC4zUo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBxXLC4zUo
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From: USA
This thread is funny but the warning to me has an element of reality. I see 1% guys here in NE Ohio occasionally. I don't bother them and they don't bother me. I don't disrespectfully pretend to be one of them and they don't pretend to be me. But my real one on one experience with a HA was having him stop to help me dry out the ignition on my bike many years ago in the driving rain when nobody else gave a crap. So, 1% guys don't scare me. But I don't f#@k with them either. I respect what they think is important and don't feel like I need to be like them. Not a big deal.
When I grew up here in Cleveland and worked in the trades we had a lot of tough mafia guys here. And if you mocked or made fun of them you could expect to have your head shoved up your a$$ as well.
Like my Dad used to say: F#@K around F@#K around and you aint gonna be around.
When I grew up here in Cleveland and worked in the trades we had a lot of tough mafia guys here. And if you mocked or made fun of them you could expect to have your head shoved up your a$$ as well.
Like my Dad used to say: F#@K around F@#K around and you aint gonna be around.