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Old Jul 26, 2009 | 02:39 PM
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How do you know your bike is not a Male?
 
Old Jul 26, 2009 | 02:57 PM
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How do you know your bike is not a Male?


it does have nuts on it doesn't it?
 
Old Jul 26, 2009 | 03:05 PM
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I bet this isn't how you pictured your thread turning out. But WTF.
 
Old Jul 26, 2009 | 03:13 PM
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i'm so confused...
 
Old Jul 26, 2009 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by KAL2009RK
To my 2009 Road King,

I just want to say that you are very special to me. I can't help but to stare at you for hours and hours. I know I might occationally look at others (after all, I am a guy), but I will always come back to you.

I love you.

KL, 2009 Road King Custom with Throttle Buddy

You wouldn't love her so much if you saw what she did to me last night. Oops, sorry, that was your lady. But I got to say, your bike looked good ...

...from your bedroom window!!!
 
Old Jul 26, 2009 | 03:22 PM
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Old Jul 26, 2009 | 04:03 PM
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Dear KL,

We're OVER. I never Loved you I only said that to get away from the dealer. I'm sorry if this hurts but I need to be ridden and not just parked in your garage so you and all your drunk buddies can sit there and stare at me like a piece of meat. I have my needs too. So in closing I think it would be better for us if we just remained friends. Plus I have seen you with that Fatboy from around the corner one too many times.


Sincerely
Your Ex 2009 Road King
 
Old Jul 26, 2009 | 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by RCB
Dear KL,

We're OVER. I never Loved you I only said that to get away from the dealer. I'm sorry if this hurts but I need to be ridden and not just parked in your garage so you and all your drunk buddies can sit there and stare at me like a piece of meat. I have my needs too. So in closing I think it would be better for us if we just remained friends. Plus I have seen you with that Fatboy from around the corner one too many times.


Sincerely
Your Ex 2009 Road King
I know it seems like the end of the world but you will get over it in time. Just let her go and take one important lesson with you.

Never screw around in your own neighborhood.
 
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