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Old Jul 27, 2009 | 10:25 AM
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that's a gecko...
 
Old Jul 27, 2009 | 10:28 AM
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Diabolical mutant squirrels from HELL!
 
Old Jul 27, 2009 | 10:33 AM
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Thanks man, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Not just at the OP, but some of the responses as well.
 
Old Jul 27, 2009 | 10:58 AM
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I have ole "fat bastard" here we call him... in the winter he sits on the deer feed block and announces to all that he is King of the block!!!
 
Old Jul 27, 2009 | 11:13 AM
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Just another squirrel trying to get a nut.
 
Old Aug 23, 2009 | 10:31 AM
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I actually found this story on a Goldwing Forum years back and laughed so hard I cried. My wife thought I was nutz.
 
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Beer....Screen...Yep.
 
Old Aug 23, 2009 | 04:35 PM
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Now THAT was funny!
 
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Originally Posted by Gypsylady
Beer....Screen...Yep.
+1 I laughed until I cried that **** was funny
 
Old Aug 23, 2009 | 07:59 PM
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I really was not going very fast, but there was no time to brake or avoid it-it was that close. I hate to run over animals and I really hate it on a motorcycle, but a squirrel should pose no

Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing the oncoming Harley with steadfast resolve in his little beady eyes. His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, "Banzai!" or maybe, "Die you gravy-sucking, heathen scum!"

If there was "no time to brake or avoid it-it", then how did you see his little beady eyes?
 



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