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For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father
said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000
& your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with
a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joseph told him;
'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were
pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage
& no bike.
said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000
& your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with
a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joseph told him;
'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were
pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage
& no bike.
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