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Old Feb 16, 2011 | 01:09 PM
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I take it you do this often, how else would you know of this place.

How many straight women can there be if 80% of the people are gay? And how do you know this?

I've lived 30mi south of San Fran for 25 yrs and am not a homophob and if you weren't so worried about a guy looking at your *** you would know most straight woman are f*g hags to some degree . San Fran is a trip it's a great party town , next to New York or Moscow I haven't been to better .

All the really hot girls hang out with gay guys to keep insecure squids like you away which makes it a hell of a playground for me . The boys now I'm straight , don't bother me and I have a number of gay friends . Women love a secure guy who can interact with their gay buddies , that's gotten me model quality ***** than a rack of spank magazines not mention several lesbian babes who got curious . Here's a tidbit for you chances are you know a number of gay guys who just don't flame it in public . You've had lunch or dinner and shook their hands and had no clue believe me .

Beside the gays throw some of the most off the hook parties this side of Mars , they aren't cheap when comes to food , wine , and top shelf entertainment .

You guys keep right on being homophob , guys like me will keep this secret to our selves you have no idea the level of fun your missing .
 
Old Feb 16, 2011 | 01:46 PM
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You guys keep right on being homophob , guys like me will keep this secret to our selves you have no idea the level of fun your missing .

You know I'm just messin with you...

I went to cape cod 1 year for my wedding anniversary. We stayed at a BnB and asked the inn keeper if anything interesting might be going on that weekend. HE said "Well, I don’t know how open minded you are, but there is a cross dresser convention going on in Providence Town. It’s quite a sight"

We decided, what the hell, we’re from NY, we’ve seen it all before. So we get there and were walking around sightseeing, but none the less, we don’t see anything out of the ordinary. Window shopping here and there, we worked up an appetite and decided to get lunch. We walk into a restaurant, and BINGO!!!! There they were. There was about 200 of them, all guys dressed in drag. They had a podium and a screen set up and the gentlewoman was showing a PowerPoint presentation for a breast augmentation procedure. We ate, and while we were waiting for our check, I went to the MENS room, while doing my business, in walks this person about 6'4"-6'8" tall, about 230-250lbs, wearing a dress, pumps and a blonde wig. Looks me in the eye, and in a deep baritone voice say, "Hi, I'm Betty."
 
Old Feb 16, 2011 | 01:56 PM
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You know I'm just messin with you...

I went to cape cod 1 year for my wedding anniversary. We stayed at a BnB and asked the inn keeper if anything interesting might be going on that weekend. HE said "Well, I don’t know how open minded you are, but there is a cross dresser convention going on in Providence Town. It’s quite a sight"

We decided, what the hell, we’re from NY, we’ve seen it all before. So we get there and were walking around sightseeing, but none the less, we don’t see anything out of the ordinary. Window shopping here and there, we worked up an appetite and decided to get lunch. We walk into a restaurant, and BINGO!!!! There they were. There was about 200 of them, all guys dressed in drag. They had a podium and a screen set up and the gentlewoman was showing a PowerPoint presentation for a breast augmentation procedure. We ate, and while we were waiting for our check, I went to the MENS room, while doing my business, in walks this person about 6'4"-6'8" tall, about 230-250lbs, wearing a dress, pumps and a blonde wig. Looks me in the eye, and in a deep baritone voice say, "Hi, I'm Betty."
I like taking the uneducated on the magical mystery tour , some figure it out others move to Tennessee fast . My old ladies hairdresser looks like a linebacker but wears combat boots and a miniskirt , he's going to have to drop the hem line a bit soon or his nuts are going to hang out he says .
 
Old Feb 16, 2011 | 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mathews
Ok....If I hurt someone, I am sorry...I cant help myself....To get mad over what one says WTF.....Some of you are no fun......So I will try not to make aneyone mad.....I wont say a peep.............AH F+++ that....YOu all can kiss my ***....Ha ha
Your right... this thread has really made a few of you go a little crazy,..... it was just meant to be a fun Would you rather kind of question. I think its time for a new Question.



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Ride from L.A. to Sturgis without getting off your Bike ( not even to gas up - Someone else would have to fill your tank) ........ or........ Sleep with Snookie in public.
 
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Old Feb 16, 2011 | 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by longrideshields-1
Your right... this thread has really made a few of you go a little crazy,..... it was just meant to be a fun Would you rather kind of question. I think its time for a new Question.



Would you rather....

Ride from L.A. to Sturgis without getting off your Bike ( not even to gas up - Someone else would have to fill your tank) ........ or........ Sleep with Snookie in public.

Seeing how Snookie is probably hung better than most in here ................................
 
Old Feb 16, 2011 | 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by longrideshields-1
I think its time for a new Question.

Would you rather....

Ride from L.A. to Sturgis without getting off your Bike ( not even to gas up - Someone else would have to fill your tank) ........ or........ Sleep with Snookie in public.


Can we make sure she is actually a female 1st?
 
Old Feb 16, 2011 | 02:27 PM
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Can we make sure she is actually a female 1st?
yes.... however the test can not be visual and must be done with out the use of rubber gloves.
 
Old Feb 16, 2011 | 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by longrideshields-1
yes.... however the test can not be visual and must be done with out the use of rubber gloves.

That could be a problem I know a big redhead who has **** that scares the **** out of most men when it gets excited .....
 
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Old Feb 16, 2011 | 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by longrideshields-1
yes.... however the test can not be visual and must be done with out the use of rubber gloves.
Well... OK. If I dont yank my hand back in a matter of milliseconds, you know what my decision is...
 
Old Feb 16, 2011 | 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by TwiZted Biker
That could be a problem I know a big redhead who has **** that scares the **** out of most men when it gets excited .....
Was her name "Betty?!?!"
 



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