Yuor first mistake was moving to Florida... ;- ) Jiffy stand has a nice archaic ring to it. I liked the originals which looked like bent soda straws...

 

[QUOTE=brenn;9641833And the peanut butter is Jif, not Jiffy.[/QUOTE]




Oh sorry I should explain... They used to write the whole name JIFFY across the jar, until some dumb *** cop split the label in half with his kick stand, ever since it's been called JIF.

 

Have you ever thought of a political career?

 

In my house it's called a kick stand. So not everyone here calls it a jiffy stand.

 

If your bike does not have a kick starter , is it really a kick stand?

Is it a kick stand because you kick it in and out? Quick and ez in a jiffy?

 

I've never kicked my kickstand. Does that mean it's a jiffy stand? And I've never kicked my electric starter, what does that mean?

 

It means you don't need an anger management class...

 

JIF peanut butter ???
Know it more as this
http://static.productreview.com.au/p...9ef7d49c46.jpg

 

I call it a kick stand, like I have since Moby Dick was a minnow. Just like I call the choke a choke ****, not an enricher ****.

 

"You'll have it up in a Jiffy"