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Old Sep 9, 2012 | 08:21 PM
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You might be a real biker. It depends on where you put your gas cap while you're filling up.
 
Old Sep 9, 2012 | 08:37 PM
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Again?
 
Old Sep 9, 2012 | 08:43 PM
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It's like the old saying goes, "A man has to lay bricks his whole life to be called a bricklayer. But if you suck just one c*ck yer a c*ck$ucker."
 
Old Sep 9, 2012 | 08:53 PM
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Old Sep 9, 2012 | 08:53 PM
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You had me up til "Tree Hugger". I never ask anyone what they think of me. I will figure it out in short time. Am I a "Biker"....a father, a grandfather, worker, butcher, baker, candle stick maker? As Popeye said, "I am who I am, and that's all that I am." You may be a biker, but I need to see you ride.

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Old Sep 9, 2012 | 09:07 PM
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Confucius said that man who go to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger.
 
Old Sep 9, 2012 | 09:13 PM
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Confucius said that man who go to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger.
Confucius said that man who runs in front of bus gets tired.
 
Old Sep 9, 2012 | 09:16 PM
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Old Sep 10, 2012 | 05:35 AM
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We have to admit this as a fact: we all are a bunch of pussies.

there is only one real biker, his first name is Frank:
http://www.franktherealbiker.com/
 
Old Sep 10, 2012 | 08:17 AM
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We have to admit this as a fact: we all are a bunch of pussies.

there is only one real biker, his first name is Frank:
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