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Old Feb 4, 2013 | 08:10 PM
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Just picked up a new HD and read through the manuals, both owner and service. I was amazed at the number of ways a person could cause himself Death or Serious Injury. What have I gotten myself into???

Who needs assisted suicide? Just get a Harley and DON'T READ THE MANUAL!!
 
Old Feb 4, 2013 | 08:26 PM
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LoL, you know they had to add that or someone would do what they shouldn't and then blame someone else.
 
Old Feb 4, 2013 | 09:06 PM
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All manuals are that way. Even a torque wrench has many warnings from putting your eye out to electrocuting yourself.

Have you ever read all the labels on a step ladder?

This has been going on for decades now. Where have you had your head stuck in?
 
Old Feb 4, 2013 | 10:29 PM
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Did that manual come with the warning about paper cuts from turning the pages ?
 
Old Feb 5, 2013 | 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by lh4x4
All manuals are that way. Even a torque wrench has many warnings from putting your eye out to electrocuting yourself.

Have you ever read all the labels on a step ladder?

This has been going on for decades now. Where have you had your head stuck in?
Yes, 4X4, I realize that. I've been reading manuals for about 5 decades now and have seen the changes over the last half-century. To help you understand my post, get a dictionary and look up "irony".
 
Old Feb 5, 2013 | 06:58 AM
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Living life causes death!
 
Old Feb 5, 2013 | 08:46 AM
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Haha yeah I notice all the warnings also when looking at a new manual. Buy a gun recently? I just bought a lever action .22 and the manual was 18 pages.

12 pages were warnings all causing injury, serious injury or death. These are the first pages of the book. Followed by:
3 pages were on actually operating the gun (loading, unloading, shooting, tear down)
1 page was trouble-shooting problems
2 pages were on ordering replacement parts and warranty information.


That's what happens when Lawyers rule the world...
 
Old Feb 5, 2013 | 10:57 AM
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Ours is a very litigious society.
 
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