The H3LL is wrong with me!?!
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Cruiser
Joined: Jun 2012
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From: Central Washington
The H3LL is wrong with me!?!
I just got done watching "Devil's Ride"...again, and I am seriously worried about my mental health. Why the H3LL am I still waching this ****? Granted, I'm into my third Vodka Collins, but that's no excuse! Sure, it's easy to say that I'm watching this crap for the bikes, but I just can't justify wasting an hour of my life every week just to catch a glimps of a bike now and then. I would be better off going to youtube for an hour. What is the sickness? What is the draw? Why, God, why!?! And you want to know the worst part...the absolute worst part...the part that saddens me more that y'all can understand? The worst part is that I will be watching next weeks show. I know I will and I will be ashamed! I'm thinkin about therapy...are there medications for this?
Road Warrior
Joined: Oct 2012
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From: South Florida
I've never seen any club with so many modded out bikes, expensive one's too. They all have day jobs! Sure as he77 aren't any 1%'s in either!
And that one moron speaking into the camera sayin' that they aren't the scruffy "old school" bikers with beer guts, that they are the modern cool sufer dude bikers that are hip with dorky baseball caps with the visor flipped upward.
I'd knock my kids upside the head if they came home looking like that!
I highly doubt that either club is real.......if they were, the "real" 1% clubs would run 'em out of the country and certainly out of the area. You know, the scruffy guys with beer guts,lmao.
Road Master
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since you asked, first hell is spelled with an e not a 3. Second I'm not sure what a vodka collins is, but I am guessing there is more than a twist of lemon. Perhaps if you were to drink the vodka properly, or switch over to a decent bourbon or single malt--neat preferably, but if you must fufu it all up an ice cube would be OK, anyway I think better drink choices would lead to better television viewing choices.
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since you asked, first hell is spelled with an e not a 3. Second I'm not sure what a vodka collins is, but I am guessing there is more than a twist of lemon. Perhaps if you were to drink the vodka properly, or switch over to a decent bourbon or single malt--neat preferably, but if you must fufu it all up an ice cube would be OK, anyway I think better drink choices would lead to better television viewing choices.
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Road Master
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What is this "Devil's Ride" show you keep speaking of? Is that one of those newfangled crappy reality shows?
Ain't nobody got time fo that!
Ain't nobody got time fo that!
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since you asked, first hell is spelled with an e not a 3. Second I'm not sure what a vodka collins is, but I am guessing there is more than a twist of lemon. Perhaps if you were to drink the vodka properly, or switch over to a decent bourbon or single malt--neat preferably, but if you must fufu it all up an ice cube would be OK, anyway I think better drink choices would lead to better television viewing choices.
