rhinestones on HOG PATCH
Road Captain
Joined: Nov 2011
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From: Ellan Vannin
After 25 years in the Army, I've got the stock answer to anyone claiming that something is "against the rules":
"Really? That's interesting - I've never heard that before. Can you show me where that rule is written, please?"
99 times out of 100, that will end it (other than some grumbling by the rules ****) because there ain't no such rule.. The other 1 time, you actually learn something new.
"Really? That's interesting - I've never heard that before. Can you show me where that rule is written, please?"
99 times out of 100, that will end it (other than some grumbling by the rules ****) because there ain't no such rule.. The other 1 time, you actually learn something new.
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Joined: Aug 2007
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From: Perdition
You may want to spend some time and read up about Rhinestones before you make your final decision. There are different types, styles, and colors of Rhinestones and you might be displaying a wriong message about your personality and image by picking the wrong combination to display.
http://http/www.rhinestoneguy.com/al...inestones.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinestone
http://http/www.rhinestoneguy.com/al...inestones.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinestone
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Joined: Nov 2010
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From: Big Bear City, CA
I've always ignored these HOG threads, and everything else regarding HOG for the obvious. But I may never miss another one. This **** is hilarious, my ribs hurt from laughing so hard 
Here is what you do: Leave the HOG club and start up your own club across town with rhinestone studded patches and keep the same, exact colors. Then put the HOG chapter on notice that there is a new club in town and they are no longer welcome. The old HOGS will drag a member's bike around with a white van when you stop for ice cream and your new hang around is not watching the pig pen properly.
In retaliation, you steal one of their bikes and disassemble it and dump it in front of one of their meetings. They will spy on your new hang out and eventually steal a cut from one of your new members. It is very, very likely that they will remove these offensive rhinestones. Then both clubs meet and one member from each club can fight for rights to the stolen, de-rhinestoned patch. Don't really fight, just tug on each other's clothes and push each other around while making slapping motions.
Get hard core about it. After a few more episodes of the Devil's Ride, I will be able to tell you what comes next. Just wait for it.
In retaliation, you steal one of their bikes and disassemble it and dump it in front of one of their meetings. They will spy on your new hang out and eventually steal a cut from one of your new members. It is very, very likely that they will remove these offensive rhinestones. Then both clubs meet and one member from each club can fight for rights to the stolen, de-rhinestoned patch. Don't really fight, just tug on each other's clothes and push each other around while making slapping motions.
Get hard core about it. After a few more episodes of the Devil's Ride, I will be able to tell you what comes next. Just wait for it.
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From: Central Texas
Well hell yeah He quit because of the other members occupations. Just who the hell likes feeling insuperior because of lack of money!
