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Old Jun 2, 2013 | 12:05 PM
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No washie by big tittie. But fun to watch.
 
Old Jun 2, 2013 | 01:55 PM
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I watched some dude washing bikes at the Dealer after service, total idiot, when I bought my new bike I insisted, DO NOT wash my bike. Heck I never let my own kids wash the car. NO WAY.
 
Old Jun 2, 2013 | 02:07 PM
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I've learned my lesson, and don't even let the Dealership wash my bike after one guy washed it in what looked like well water. It took me ages to get all the spots cleaned off the chrome.

Not surprisingly bikini clad girls don't interest me.
 
Old Jun 2, 2013 | 02:15 PM
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I pay the ten bucks just to watch.
 
Old Jun 2, 2013 | 02:19 PM
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From what I've seen & I watch them all, the gals with the biggest **** are the most gentle. I do mine topless in the driveway, and do a better job!
 
Old Jun 2, 2013 | 02:41 PM
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Enjoy watching them wash someone else's bike.
 
Old Jun 2, 2013 | 02:41 PM
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Depends on how thick the bugs are. If over 2000 miles worth of bugs, maybe.
 
Old Jun 2, 2013 | 02:47 PM
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I look at bikini bike washes the same way I look at strip clubs. In the rare occasion I find my self at one, I let the other shmuck pay for the special show, I just make sure I sit close enough for a decent view of it.

I rarely wash my bike with a water hose, no way in hell I would let some clueless chick do it for me.
 
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Love 'em. They wear too much, though.
 
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