"Real Biker" checklist.

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Feb 26, 2007 | 08:49 PM

#11

Peekaboo Bob

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RE: "Real Biker" checklist.

Real biker checklist...........bike.......check. Everything else is optional.

Feb 26, 2007 | 08:50 PM

#12

jbnl163

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RE: "Real Biker" checklist.

I guess my wife won't be happy about this. But rules are rules.

Feb 26, 2007 | 08:50 PM

#13

mdewberry

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RE: "Real Biker" checklist.

If you ask biker about the internet their response would be "I don't believe in Fuel Injection!"

Feb 26, 2007 | 08:55 PM

#14

camarotuner

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RE: "Real Biker" checklist.

"I got a point in my panties?? What are you saying??

"

Well basically, you know Marilyn Manson? Yeah he's WAY more butch than you.

Feb 26, 2007 | 09:15 PM

#15

fordpartsguy

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From: columbia station, oh

RE: "Real Biker" checklist.

ya forgot, a real biker can't even spell "internet", let alone use it...

Feb 26, 2007 | 10:03 PM

#16

SquishFace

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RE: "Real Biker" checklist.

*hair must be shoulder length for men (women ain't bikers, they're bitches you knock up and leave town on), lice is a plus.
*must have knuckle scars
*licenses are for ****!
*insurance is for ****!
*Paying money for a bike is not allowed. You stab a RUB with a screwdriver and ride his bike (cause they change their oil & stuff). When the fuzz gets wise you make a "chopper" using the VIN on some totaled wreck you saw for auction on Ebay
*minimum 3 swastikas per vest ('cause iron crosses are all gay & **** now because the TV queers like them).
*must say '***' or 'queer' three times per internet post
*must be high when awake
*if your not high you better be strung-out

Feb 26, 2007 | 10:08 PM

#17

DGlide04

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From: Hudson Valley- NY

RE: "Real Biker" checklist.

You forgot to mention the Starbucks frequent customer discount card!

Oh, sorry, that was for real "biker", not real RUB.

Feb 26, 2007 | 10:13 PM

#18

TxHarleyGuy2007

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RE: "Real Biker" checklist.

ya' also forgot that a 'real biker' is supposed to take his $25,000+ chromed out pride and joy 'off the beaten track' more often than not. Shame on you guys for keeping your bikes on.........highways and paved roads.

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