Funny Thing Happened at the Harley Shop
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Joined: Mar 2011
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From: Deep South, Louisiana
A friend who use to be a cop told me this story. He and his partner stopped at a restruant for lunch. They had called in their location to dispatch. His buddy went to the bathroom and took a dump. The other is getting. His order and talking to everyone and had the volume on low. The one in the restroom starts calling his name very low wispering over the radio so like everyone else is not going. To hear but his buddy. He kept calling his. Name butt he was not listening to the radio. Over and over. We'll the rest of the department was listening to the radio and thought they were in trouble because why would he be whispering on the radio calling for his buddy if they are both together. The whole dept rushed over to back them up. When they get there they contact the one gossiping to everyone and they tell him that ? Been calling out to him for several minutes and they thought something happened. They go to the restroom and he is in one of the stalls needing toilet paper.
Tore my underwear up and used them. But NEVER, use a public ******* with out checking the roll first !
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Not if you fly every week for work.
Ding, ding, ding... We have an obvious winner.
One thing I have learned in my 45 year working history, is to ALWAYS check the TP availability of the stall before the dropping of trou. That guy gives all of us old guys a bad rep.
Last edited by Wanna Ride; Sep 29, 2013 at 08:41 AM.
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I ALWAYS have a small pack of flushable baby wipes in my pocket. I do service work all day in and out of customers houses. In the event I have one sneak up on me that can not be held back , and I have to use a customers bathroom , the last thing I want is to be asking them for some TP.