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Old Dec 6, 2013 | 11:29 AM
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darn, I just finished my shopping.
 
Old Dec 6, 2013 | 12:04 PM
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Pistol made out of soap
Never drop the soap.
 
Old Dec 6, 2013 | 01:21 PM
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What no bottle opener?
 
Old Dec 6, 2013 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by ElectraGlideSteve
Nothing says Christmas like a handcuff pick and a saw for that "special" someone.
-LLL- Good, real good...
 
Old Dec 6, 2013 | 04:32 PM
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Carried a handcuff key in the watch pocket of my jeans for years...this I may have to get.
 
Old Dec 6, 2013 | 07:52 PM
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and now the OP posted this very cop on the forum and in the country knows about these. Not smart showing everyone the tools of the trade.
 
Old Dec 6, 2013 | 08:08 PM
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I'm kinda old school but the 3D printers scare me.
 
Old Dec 6, 2013 | 08:35 PM
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"look honey, I got you this for Christmas because deep down I think you're going to eventually end up in jail"

I think I'd be pissed if I received this as a gift.
 
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For those times during sadomasochist sex and bondage that you can't say the "safe" word because there is a ball strapped in your mouth.
 

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