Giving chicks rides
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Tourer
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 408
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From: Minneapolis, MN
Never. You do it once and your life takes a major turn for the worst. You take her for a ride, you accidentally rail her *** afterwards, then you find out a few weeks later she's pregnant with quintuplets. So just to do the right thing you marry her so that you don't feel like a complete dooshbag. Then you start going to church to please her and her fanatically religious family, you cut your hair and wear long sleeved shirts to cover your tattoos. Not just any shirt either, the ones that you wear under an argon sweater. You shave your face as smooth as a baby's *** to cure the non stop complaining you always hear about the chafing you inflict upon her causing her serious bodily harm. You sell your bike to buy a minivan which sooner or later gets to small to for your growing quintuplets so you get this big *** black Suburban which really looks like it should be in a funeral procession. Her parents buy you the house next door to them so you can all be one big happy family together in a nice little happy commune. Then it gets to the point where you can't even slap your salami without someone bugging the **** out of you while you're in the moment. So you're sitting there with your limp dick in your hand, wearing an argon sweater, listening to the constant bickering from your 5 kids, sniveling wife or having "Mom" or "Dad" walk in on you unannounced whenever the f*** they feel like it, asking to make a family outing to a state park 1500 f'n miles away from where you live to go to some bible thumping f'n revival. Which makes you so thoroughly overjoyed when you know it will take $3000 to get there driving your 3 mpg f'n hearse hauling their seriously obese heavily medicated asses to a place you never wanted to be in the first place.
Tourer
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 282
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From: Wilson, NC
When I was in college I lived in Myrtle Beach. During bike week once my buddy picked up a hot drunk chick in a bikini that wanted to ride on the back. He says as soon as they hit the 35 or 45 speed limit off the strip he feels her let go and when he looks back she's sliding on her butt down the highway behind him. Yep he got the ticket and had to pay hospital bill.
Tourer
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 402
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From: Richland MI
I'll throw anyone on the bike with me anytime. As long as they want to go I'm cool. If photos are taken I want to see / have them to show the OL. Nothing to hide here just a love of riding. It is all good.
Intermediate
Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 36
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From: IL
Sounds like a lot of you guys are insecure in your relationships. Giving a ride doesn't end up in a *******. You can give someone a ride on your bike without having a sexual relationship with them. My wife wouldn't really care because she trusts me, and if someone she worked with or even someone she met took her on the back of their bike I wouldn't be worried because I trust her.
I'm with her because she is the one for me, I don't need or want to take other, random chicks for rides. One of her friends? fine. One of my friends? no problem.
Just because you do't agree or have a different opinion does not mean we are insecure in our relationship.
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Sounds like a lot of you guys are insecure in your relationships. Giving a ride doesn't end up in a *******. You can give someone a ride on your bike without having a sexual relationship with them. My wife wouldn't really care because she trusts me, and if someone she worked with or even someone she met took her on the back of their bike I wouldn't be worried because I trust her.
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